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A Blob

Someone whose only purpose is eating all your food, stealing your stuff and never returning it, taking up space, and never thanking you for anything or giving anything in return, making nearly every day of your life a living hell.
I once knew A blob who lived off my family for 14 years, she destroyed thousands of dollars worth of property throughout her time there, was nasty to our family, wasted our money for her stupid frivolous purchases, never gave an ounce of gratitude or respect in return, ate our food never had to pay a cent for it, and was a horrible and mean individual, who lived with free room and board and zero rent.
by dadirtysailor87 October 7, 2021
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Blob

Blob is a great person, they're funny and cool. They like raccoons too. They're a loving person and they're fun to talk with. Sometimes they're confusing though. They also love online games like Minecraft and Genshin Impact. They're crazy but in a good way.
Blob of a green apple.
Blob is a human being who exists.
by ari.by.arisa October 17, 2021
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blob

an actually lovely person, who is funny, charing sweet, plays video games, and cares for all of those around her, even when she doesn't show it
pandas: hey look, blob gave me another stack of potatos!
wil: wow, she really keeps this whole server running-
by pandypandora June 1, 2021
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Blob Emote

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the blob emote is an emote that is like a blobfish but is yellow with a cute face like :3 and i bet every discord server your in would have this emote
user1: had you heard of the cool blob emote
user2: yeah, everyone knows it and even your friend knows it
by 8408 :D June 17, 2021
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help blob

Helping buffer or sb one can pour his or her shit or problems and then just go away as if that person is unimportant and insignificant. And then come back and do the same.
I am not your help blob.. ( Trying " series, UK)
by Notoriousbookworm July 7, 2021
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blob

The planet has some blobs
by anonymous May 12, 2022
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conna blob

The hottest man you will ever come across with great hair great style and great personality. He is very hot and tall if you see him you will pass out no doubt. If your his gf damn I wish I was you. He is so

attractive you don't know. He had the cutest smile ever and is so fun. He is the finest man alive hopefully he will wife you up.
Girl 1: Dude conna blob is so ducking hot
Girl 2: For realz!
by secymama444 November 1, 2022
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