birthday licks

to deliver punches to someone on their birthday, often in the amount of the age they are turning, plus one (for good luck).

Man, shaun is a punk. i went over to his math class to give him his birthday licks and he had fucking skipped school out of straight fear!

by lazystupidandcorrupt February 5, 2008

birthday week

A practice observed by complete narcissists not satisfied with only one day of attention being focused on them for their birthday.

Emma was such a narcissist that she has to celebrate her birthday for a whole birthday week and make sure everyone on Facebook knew about it.

by The Cunning Linguist June 28, 2016

Platinum Birthday

Your Platinum Birthday is when you are the same age as the year you were born.

In 2010, I'll be 55 years old and I was born in 1955. Enjoy your Platinum Birthday!

by I can't drive 55! September 25, 2010

Birthday Glow

The special glow your skin gets within the days preceding your birthday. On the day of your birthday it is at it's strongest. It makes you extremely attractive, and during these days those going through birthday glow will receive numerous compliments about their complexion. It fades away slowly in the days after your birthday but appears at the same time next year.

Wow Shay, your skin looks amazing! It must be Birthday glow.

by Dr.J Will. November 30, 2009

Birthday tattoo

Unidentified bruise resulting from a blackout on your birthday.

Nancy received a nasty birthday tattoo last night and doesn't remember a thing. We think she may have been jersey punched.

by Cunty Goldstein August 14, 2010

birthday cousins

When two otherwise unrelated people share a calendar birthdate.

Did you know Dolly Parton and Janis Joplin were both born on January 19? That makes them birthday cousins!

by Hal 10000 March 5, 2015

Happy birthday

Happy birthday

Used to annoy someone or to say to somewhen there ‘caked’ (wearing a lot of makeup)

You get it cause you have cakes on brithdays “caked”

“Happy birthday”

by Sarahxx__ October 26, 2018