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A swirly that uses whipped cream and sprinkles.

how to:
1)capture your victim
2) get him on his knees with his head facing a toilet
3) put whipped cream or shaving cream in the toilet (it can be clean or dirty)
4) put sprinkles on the cream
5) stick your victims head in it and flush for as long as you want
6) if you want, wedgie them so they open their mouth
the jocks gave me a chocolate birthday swirly. it was so gross! they then gave me a birthday wedgie and pushed me into the hall. it was so embarrassing!
by wedgiedefiner October 9, 2020
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A birthday wedgie is a messy wedgie with cake and/or ice cream.
How to:
1) first capture your victim
2) (this needs many people) get them on their stomach and have people sit on their hands and feet so they cannot move.
3) get them into only their tighty whities/underwear
4) stuff cake or ice cream into their underwear
5) wedgie them to your liking, just make sure their buttcheecks are together and exposed.
6)stick a candle between their buttcheecks
7) enjoy!
(you can skip the candle and holding down part, and just give them the messy wedgie part as you only need one person)
my bros and I love to give wedgies. when we leaned it was the nerds birthday we captured him in the locker room and stripped him down to his tighty whities and got him laying on his stomach with us sitting on his hands and feet. then jack, kinda the leader of our group got cupcakes from the cafeteria and stuffed it in his tighty whities and wedgied him. he then stuck and candle between his buttcheeks. it was so funny watching him try to squrm away. he then got a birthday hat filled with frosting and put it on the nerds head. we all laghed when we saw the frosting leach out of his hat on on to his face. but then I leaned that it wasnt only frosting, it was made with salt not sugar! the nerd tryed to lick it and then he went green in disgust. I said that if he didn't eat it, we would spank him. he then started to try and eat it but he couldn't because it was so gross. so jack sat on the arm that I was on, and I started to spank him after removing the candle, after that I put it back in and I took pictures. we then gave him and birthday swirlie (look that up on urban dictionary) and atomic wedgied him. he was crying at this point so we threw him into the hallway, blinded by the wedgie and left from a back door so no one would suspect us giving him the birthday wedgie
by wedgiedefiner October 8, 2020
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when you give someone a melvin and hook it on one shoulder.
1) capture your victim and take off his shirt
2) give him a melvin and pull it up until legholes are shown
3) put a arm through the leghole and hook the underwear on a shoulder.

4) one nipple should be exposed and one should be hidden by the underwear
5) purple nurple the exposing nipple
I gave a nerd a tarzan wedgie! he was in so much pain! it was so funny
by wedgiedefiner October 16, 2020
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A wedgie where you use the victim as a rope.
1) capture your victim
2)get him on his stomach with his hands behind his back, tied(he can be naked or not just make sure he had tighty whites on, it doesn't work without them)
3)tie a rope between his legholes, and another rope around his feet.

4)draw a line on the middle of his back, and a matching one on the floor, make sure they line up
5) have on group pull on the one rope, and vice versa
6) who ever gets the line on the persons back on their side of the line on the floor wins.
7) you might want to put multiple pairs of underwear on your victim, as only one might break
those jocks just gave me a tug of war wedgie! its one of the worst kinds I've gotten this year!
by wedgiedefiner October 16, 2020
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When you wedgie someone In the smallest underwear they can wear.
Those jocks gave me a snuggie wedgie! they forced me into underwear the size of my hand and wedgied me! they then gave me purple nurples and swirlies! It was so painful!
by wedgiedefiner October 9, 2020
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A wedgie, but you put mud into your victims underwear
I gave that dork a muddybuddy wedgie and said If he picked it, I would make him eat his muddy underwear!
by wedgiedefiner October 9, 2020
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