got crystal balls

You got crystal balls? This is a humorous way to ask someone if they have super mental powers.

After predicting three race results, people asked Carl if he got crystal balls working!

by I, Wreckerrr May 22, 2021

Three Big Balls

Three Big Balls (noun): A satirical, 2-minute-long hip-hop song published by DigBarGayRaps on YouTube. Assumes the perspective of a male narrator, describing the events of him partaking in homosexual intercourse. Also commonly referred to as "Four Big Guys".

Yes, Sir. Big dick, big dick. Big ol' dick, dick. Three big balls, look like we playing tennis. He got a big dick, I think his name Dennis. I jerk his dick until that nigga finish, his dick big and green, it taste just like spinach. Dudes! Dudes! I love when they send me all the nudes. Had to make him nut 'cause his balls were blue. He din't have a clue! He slide in and out my ass just like he's cleaning out gutters. Dick bigger than a stick of butter. Saw that big dick swinging up in the motherfucking hallway. He like me and my friends, 'cause we're all gay! We like dick. I like his ass, 'cause it's thick. He 'gon fuck my butt 'till I shit, and dick is dry, so I spit on the tip. Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes. They eat my ass just like apple pie. If they keep fucking me like this, I might just die. They pipe my booty 'till I cry. He licked my dick and the cum start drippin'. I took a bite out his ass, it taste like lemon pepper chicken!"

by Vortexgunner December 11, 2021

Amongus sussy nigger balls

Its a very funny word and meant to be funny the definition is Amgous = a Video game, that became a meme; sussy = supiceous; nigger = a black man (in this context the balls of a black man); balls = testicular balls of a man, meant kinda gay

Yo man do you want my Amongus sussy nigger balls in your mouth.

by Shrek_the_real June 10, 2022

Ah, balls!

Another way of saying, ah shit, or oh fuck, or godfuckindammit

Ah, balls! I forgot to use a condom!

by Micdaddy May 1, 2009

dragging balls

taking too much time to complete a task, procrastinating, never ending, slow paced.

(office setting/coworkers)
G: Fuck! It's only 10am?
Juan: Yep. Today is dragging balls.

by Madison Ryder February 12, 2008

Fuzzy crotch balls

The little balls of lint sometimes found on the inner thigh area of pants, usually caused from the pants/ thighs rubbing together while being worn.

"Aw man, these pants are brand-new! I can't believe they already have fuzzy crotch balls!"

by Lin*z July 8, 2009

It's only gay if your balls touch

Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.

Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.

by EmptyMeter April 25, 2017