bird bathing

1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.

I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.

by Meow's girl May 9, 2010

basting

to hang out the window of a moving car and swear at pedestrians on the street

hey man roll down the window im about to go basting (hangs head out the window) HEY FUCK YOU

by shants November 25, 2006

Bathing

1. A term whereby you clean yourselves.
2. A period whereby people use this private time to masturbate.

"Bathing is such a wonderful thing."

by Cuckooo March 4, 2009

Chav-baiting

Verb, a sport, to bait a chav. To do anything you canto provoke a particularly irritating chav, until you finally annoy the fuck out of them and go completely mental, (usually done for entertainment purposes). Best done via the internet or text, so there is no risk of injury, although in person is also fun. Can only be done by a non-chav.

Friend: wyut? (:
Me: chav-baiting hehe ^^
Friend: lmao, yayy xD

Chav: u lil emo fagot, ill fuckn bang u!!11!!11
Me: ...win :D

by lalalala(: December 2, 2010

bathing apes

amazing, yet EXTREMLY expensive shoes.

"haters getting mad cause i got me some bathing apes!" -soulja boy

by shg5jundsxfa November 11, 2007

Operation Batwing

Operation Batwing is a group of visionaries in their twenties, set out to stop the movement of women blindly flocking to uneducated/unemployed shithead males, with no desire to improve one's self.

Operation Batwing

Guy #1:"Hey isn't that your friend Susie, she's cute."

Guy #2:"Yeah, and of course she's with that 35 year old that's laid off from Taco Bell and milking unemploymet. I dunno why girls just gravitate to guys like that."

Guy #1:"Yeah you're right, we better just go home I have to be up early for school...these med classes I have this semester are no joke, plus it's no use anyway chicks love guys that wear wifebeaters in public for some reason."

Guy #2:"Right on I'm with ya, I have this really important meeting early I don't wanna be late for."

-Batwing was founded upon the principles of stopping this very situation.

by Brad Wyatt December 23, 2005

Slur baiting

Acting like you are about to say a slur then actually saying something else.

Unfunny person - "I hate ni- Nice cars." Cool person, "that is Slur baiting, not cool dude!"

by Qujoh August 20, 2021