bathroom man

Someone you meet in the bathroom

Guy 1: Have u met the bathroom man

Guy2: who the fuck is that

Guy1: someone you meet in the bathroom

Guy2: oh yeah lmao

by Thatdudefromtarget April 27, 2022

Bathroom Fug.

When some has a dump in the bathroom, then closes the door, sometimes without flushing. The next person to open the door and go into the bathroom is the victim of the Bathroom Fug.

Queen of England: Oh Lordy, I went into the lavatory to be met by the most overpowering Bathroom Fug.
Prince Philip: Yes...erm...one of the corgies, I believe.

by Inventive, no? June 16, 2009

bathroom lord

A bathroom lord is someone who claims, and or stays in the bathroom to long

"Chloe is such a bathroom lord, all she does is put on her make-up."

by Disco Anus May 1, 2014

[bathroom stalling]

The act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.Done so you dont look like an idiot in public,but an idiot in private.

God my sister took forever!
I was bathroom stalling for like 45 minutes,i was bored out of my ass.

by Davion Williams February 24, 2009

Bathroom Bacon

When you use the public restroom and you notice the hand-drier has three pieces of bacon going into a pair of hands.

"Hey did you ever notice that the hand-drier instructions are: PRESS BUTTON RECIVE BACON," "Bathroom Bacon all right!!!"

by LOLZER828 February 13, 2009

bathroom Bill

The man who stalks other people in public bathrooms. Bathroom Bill was brought up in Saturday Night Live, by Colin Just.

Bathroom Bill was peaking under the stall.

by Sexy boss man May 15, 2016

blessing the bathroom

The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.

Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."

by Nappets October 8, 2011