bassoon

Generally, bassoon players have very little luck in love and very little action in bed. This word can define a player's personality, or be used as an insult, when said to someone very much the same way Bugs Bunny says "What a maroon!"

Trombonist: "You're such a dork."
Clarinetist: "At least I've got a girlfriend, you bassoon."
Trombonist: "Ouch, no need to get nasty."

by Jack Cole March 18, 2005

baps

beautiful black princesses

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

badSol

n. Reffering to Derek B. An expert Unix system administratior; a great programmer; a *nix addict

badSol knows how to fix the kernel problem.

by John K May 20, 2003

bawsome

adj. for someone who is more than awesome. the y are also ballah. also used to describe sexual pleasure.

Cristian Mendoza is the most bawsome person eva.
Amy was bawsome last night!!!!!

by Cristian Mendoza December 15, 2008

bapooh

A retards pronunciation of the word baboon. Often said in groups and accompanied by striking motions.

"Bapooh! Bapooh! Bapooh!"

by Megabear9000 December 28, 2009

baps

fist bumps

baps means fist bumps - it's science

by Cilla Psybin August 16, 2012

Bassoon

a medieval device used to torture humans, pinata's and donkeys, causing severe bleeding of the ears.

I went to a Community Band concert the other day, the triangle, slidewhistle, vuvuzela were excellent, but some one broke out the Bassoon and my ears started bleeding.

by MrTrumpetfromupstatenewyor December 27, 2010