Baffed

Someone who is completely unaware of everything that goes on around them.

Teacher : "What is your name?" *Points at Jessie*
Jessie : *Looks around* "Who me?"
Teacher : "Your baffed!"

by CHATSHITGETBANGED_ January 14, 2017

baffled

being high off of marijuana.

We took one hit of that chronc, and the boys were baffled!

by ray limon December 12, 2007

bamf

1. noise made by Nightcrawler (X-men) when he uses he teleporting powers

2. the race of beings to which Nightcrawler belongs

*bamf* Nightcrawler flashed in and out of the President's office leaving nothing but a brief hint of brimstone.

Nightcrawler is a bamf.

by James "Niz" Nisbet November 7, 2008

BAMF

A Bad Ass Mother Fucker.

You must be super hardcore or super cool to get this nickname. Often times when something awesome has just been done by someone, you can yell out something like "Man, that guy's a BAMF!"

Watch the movie The Warriors.
They are hardcore BAMF's.

"Holy shit! Nick Rodriguez just hit that guy in the face with a wooden bat!"
"Yeah, he's a BAMF."

by Sara Lapp March 5, 2007

baffoon

an educated person. One who uses correct spelling and grammar.

Only non-baffoons spell "buffoon" as "baffoon".

by inquisitiveidiot May 5, 2009

BAMF

Chuck Norris

or bad ass mother fucker

dude youre so fucking Chuck Norris!
that guy just kicked a tiger and pissed in its mouth! hes a REAL Chuck Norris

dude your so BAMF!
that guy just kicked a tiger and pissed in its mouth! Hes a REAL BAMF

by megasex May 19, 2008

BAMF

A Bad ass mother fucker, who runs this shit.

Michael Phelps is a BAMF dude, he is gonna win 8 gold medals in the Olympics.

by WeezleFbaby October 8, 2008