Selfie Awareness

To have awareness of where you are and what is happening during the time a "selfie" is taken.

TrendyAssNay: "That kid that got kicked in the head by a train had no selfie awareness"

by SashaGPodcast May 1, 2014

Selfie Awareness

To have awareness of where you are and what is happening during the time a "selfie" is taken.

TrendyAssNay: "That kid that got kicked in the head by a train had no selfie awareness"

by SashaGPodcast May 1, 2014

Psycho-analytic awareness

A disability affecting some people when they are trying to fall asleep. Psycho-analytic awareness sufferers will focus on any noise (most commonly the television or room mates talking) to the point where they cannot fall asleep. This likely is caused by the individuals unconscious attempts to make sentences and paragraphs out of the words they hear just before sleep. Can often cause sleeplessness and insomnia.

Marie left the television on the Food Network in the living room again last night. I layed away all night listening to it through the wall because of my psycho-analytic awareness.

by Schwinndala August 1, 2010

anal tactile awareness

The ability to precisely determine the difference between a humid fart or shitting oneself inadvertently. Prevents having to check one's pants with moisture-laden gaseous emissions. Combining with anal dexterity permits the ability to release humid, rancid gaseous emissions while precisely holding back hydraulic pressure in the rectum and avoiding a mess.

"Shit! I just shat myself. I wish I had better anal tactile awareness so I would have known that wasn't a fart."

by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013

awokeness

(/āˈwoʊknəˈss/)
verb
when you're so woke, you have surpassed traditional levels of being woke and reached "awokeness" status. A word created by god himself, to be used by only the elite and those with 100+ braincells

Dylan: "my mind is on a whole new level of awokeness"

Dylan: "if that's even a real word,
If it isn't it is now bc I said it"

Me: Ugh your mind 🤩

by you're cat and your amazing 💓 November 10, 2019

star wars: the force awakens

Star wars: the force awakens is a movie that is no longer considered canon for its garbage story line and is widely regarded as a disappointment to everyone.

Teacher: "What's one thing you can name that is absolute garbage"
Student: "Star Wars: The Force Awakens

by stretchedskeppy October 19, 2020

Wide ass awake

State of heightened alertness immediately preceding anal penetration. Similar states occur in non-intimate instances.

I drank so much that I was about to pass out, but the Redbull® kicked in about 2 and I was wide ass awake.

by bmjacks25 December 2, 2010