Avril Lavinge

The world's worst singer. She can't sing and can't play guitar. She also looks like trash with bleached blonde hair and wears really ugly clothes.

Avril is an example of a shitty "singer" if you could even call her a singer.

by someone April 5, 2005

Avril Lavinge

She has bad songs and stuff. She would be a much better porn star. She has some cock-teasing pics on the net but that is it.

Dude, Avril should so do a porn site or do playboy or something. I'd pay for that!

by porn! April 8, 2005

Avril Lavinge

Best singer ever. She's very honest with herself and with her fans. She has a great voice and can play the guitar, tha piano and a little drums. She's simply the best star on the world, and also the most gourgeous one. Britney wishes she could be as pretty and talented as her.

No one can deny that Avril is the best!

by BeLuS May 2, 2005

Avril

"The Avrils" : Used to describe all girls between the ages of 13 and 16 who dress like skaters or punks, but are hanging out at malls rather than Fugazi shows.

see: mallpunk, mallcore, sk8er

"I just wanted to get some new jeans, but the Avrils had flooded the store and the lineup went on forever!"

by 4dimensional September 1, 2004

avrilabee

someone with an utterly unoriginal knack at creating soft hard (punk-influenced, avril-inspired) rock. mostly female rockers though good charlotte also qualifies.

lillix, fefe dobson, liz phair, hillary duff, lindsay lohan

by ray wz September 3, 2005

Avril Lavinge

A horrid singer who kids go around saying they love and that she's punk. They then start hearing she's a poseur and start saying they hate her.

Who cares whatever the hell she is, she just blows all together and her voice sounds like she's dieing...

Kid 1: Yeah, Avril is so punk! I love her!
Kid 2: Are you kidding me? She's sucks!

A day later...

Kid 1: I hate Avril she's such a poseur and she sucks!

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

avril

a little rat-like, talentless, bipolar, Canadian girl who was told by lousy, money hungry music producers to simply be the image of the anti-britney and to therefore convert pop star fans into her genre and making "punk" fashionable and mainstream. ultimately, the female version of blink 182, which is pop-punk and is a disgrace to even be called music.


how an "Avril" can be distinguished: can not sing at all, rags on other teen girls, does not wash face, pretends she's rebellious, pretends she skateboards, wears neck ties and wifebeaters, pretends she gets a long better with guys better than girls, wears baggy pants and boxer underwear, goes psycho crazy on stage and needs to be sedated, pretends she knows what punk music really is.

i never knew a canadian can be so influential to this many impressionable americans...these are dark times in america.

by jane doe June 4, 2004