HALF-ASSER

Someone who tells you half of the truth

When your man or woman leaves out an important detail in a certain situation hince a half-asser

by applebtm July 14, 2009

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assorted drinks

what you do when someone says something really gay...

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assorted drinks......

by JFlack February 27, 2003

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assent

Similar to the verb ascent, but specific to when mounting up on a sweet ass to make some magic from behind.

Harry: See Keri over there? Walking away and taking all eyes with her?
Alec: Yep! Are those jorts?
Harry: Doesn't matter. I swear I am gonna assent on her after the concert Friday!

by von groovy August 27, 2017

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Asserole

What you call a casserole after you ass has been on it.

why does that casserole have an indent in it?

haha, dude that's no casserole... that's an asserole.

by apersonnotarobot July 23, 2009

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citigroup asset management

A place I long to be. The people are great & everyone is nice.

"I love my job".
"Oh you must mean Citigroup Asset Management"

by yo yo mon bitoch March 31, 2005

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Asser

A seriously shallow person (usually female)

Non-Single Girl 1: OMG did you see those abs?
Non-Single Girl 2: I know don't you wish **boyfriend** has abs like that
Non-Single Girl 1: Hell yeah, gimme a piece o' that.

Girl 1 boyfriend : Pah, Assers

by Angry Wilson May 21, 2011

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