Anorexic Banquet

The term describing a meal consisting of only a small item of food that one has consumed for lunch, such as a breakfast bar or 'nutritious' sweets

Terrance: I had a big ass slab of Battenburg for lunch what did you have Philip?
Philip:I had an Anorexic Banquet

Terrance: What?
Philip: A nutrigrain bar :(

by defender of heavy metal October 8, 2010

Anorexic

A perfectly acceptable description for anyone under 200 lbs with only one chin.

All those skinny shanks are anorexic, crack-smoking whores and not real women.

by Reacrauin January 13, 2009

Alorea

A sweet ass gnome. Every guy wants to get

That is one sexy alorea

by Alorea June 9, 2009

Anorection

1. An erection that occurs as a result of something other than sexual arousal/stimulation, a hard-on with no "appetite".

2. A penis that, when erect, reveals to have neither been a grower nor a shower in its flaccid state.

a. "I had an anorection when I woke up this morning."

b. "I was so disappointed to find out he had anorectile issues."

by 7amza123 March 7, 2014

accidental anorexia

When you love food but you constantly forget to eat, causing you to lose weight when you're trying to gain it. Making it not a disorder, but a poorly taken care of procrastination habit.

Me: Dangit I forgot to eat lunch all week again... woops
Friend: You should really take care of your accidental anorexia

by Welp... rip December 9, 2017

aforetexted

Referring to a subject mentioned from an earlier text message.

Hey Margo, I want to apologize for the aforetexted gibbersh I sent you a few hours ago -- it was late and I'd had far too much cherry rubinoff.

by SofianK November 14, 2011

adorecious

A mix between "adorable" and "precious"

Aww do you see that cute baby over there she does the most adorecious things.

by Jambo Jake August 15, 2009