screen alpha

An individual who acts rude and dominant over others only online. They believe they are above everyone else but are too afraid or shy to act the same way in real life.
Ben is such a screen alpha. He would be too scared to talk back to me in real life.
by j7734 March 16, 2019
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Alpha Afterschool

afterschool but worst
you gotta stay for a long amount of time
but worst of all you get assigned homework
Kid1: Man i gotta go to this shitty afterschool
Kid2: o that sucks ass
Kid1: na its an alpha afterschool
Kid2: good fucking luck
by Struggling Asian October 26, 2018
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alpha fatima

Fatima is alpha wolf supreme leader ultra-powerful mysterious hot, everyone loves alpha Fatima, Fatima is normally alpha and normally owns a rowen, Fatima's are seggsy baddies, fatima's often have like 80 diff harem's all over the world cause their so baddy and grrr >:)) fatima is the hottestestesttest alphaaa.
"is that a fatima" :000
"yes they're such a sussy baka, do you think their an alpha Fatima?"
"yes totally 😩😩😩😩"
by little nigga May 20, 2021
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alpha porker

An obese person having the highest rank in a dominance hierarchy.
The alpha porker amongst the group of children let out a shrill battle cry before rushing headfirst towards the Kentucky Fried Chicken.
by andyspam October 06, 2013
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The Alpha Bread

The god that {breadist} people believe in. The ultimate life form.
The Alpha Bread created us.

The Alpha Bread loves us.
by motherhotbread June 15, 2015
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alpha(name)

alpha is a sporty most likely confident and a ladies man he is also a strong character
look at alpha(name) I wish I was like him
by alpahsshs August 25, 2017
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Alpha Scum

Entitled "Alpha" males (and females) who are more stupid than a bag of rocks and do not contribute to society in a positive way by any means. Steroid pushing muscle retards whos only arguement is how many more women they slept with. The dirt under boots of society who should not be allowed to reproduce.
"Look at Chad over there flexing his muscles every time he walks to a different weight machine. What an Alpha Scum."
by Tw1nm3t3or April 04, 2017
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