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Alec

Now this guy this guy Alec let me tell ya. Boy is he cool. he is so cool, it doesnt matter if hes not cool, because when he enters the room everyone orgasms from his massive penis. and thats just the start of it he also provides excellent nourishment from his ever lactating fountain bestowed upon both of his breasts. This source of nourishment has fed generations of lucky little mice. In which he has a colony of 375 oh 376 one was born, a little mouse baby named kenneth. Alec the giver the bringer and the taker of life.
"Hey whats up with that Alec guy"

"shhh do not say that name around here you'll start a parade they love that guy here!"
by Greggory Jensen the 15th August 29, 2023
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Alec Hamman

Alec Hamman is the coach that gets pissed and chucks markers at players. When he is also pissed, he picks up desks and throws them, especially Huntington North. This coach plays fortnite with his players. Nobody wants an Alec Hamman.
Who’s your coach?

Alec Hamman
Oh shit... good luck
by Jsusjjzjsjs February 27, 2019
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alec

alec is the type of person you know is gonna be your best friend the minute you meet him. he is kind, caring, and sometimes a pain in the ass, but he always does his best to be there for you despite the hell he's going thru. he may get grumpy with me for no reason but i still love him ig.
Person: "Who tf are u texting?"
Me: "Alec, he's so annoying!!!"
by deeluvsmocha January 14, 2022
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Alec

A total jerk(when he wants to be) doesnt have good manners, and has a VERY bad temper. And alec doesnt take criticism very well, and hates to be in awkward situations. An alec is also very annoying, as he will bug you about a certain thing a million times without stopping.
Girl: hey do u see that guy over there?

Other girl: yea he's a total alec!!!
by idgaf about ur life September 14, 2017
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Alec Baldwin

To harm an innocent person and deny any responsibility for your actions
"I wonder how it must feel to wrongfully kill someone...," Alec Baldwin wrote
by SharkTac June 17, 2023
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Alec <3 ( tmomy )

Alec is the best person you'll ever meet, they're so kind and beautifull, there's something wrong with you if you hate them! >:(
I love you husband <3
Me: hey do you know Alec <3 ( tmomy )?
person: no, why?
me: they're the best, gogywoggysoggyarmpithair is their tiktok you should show her some appreciation <3
by Mels <3 September 21, 2021
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The Alec Baldwin

The act of when a girl asks if you want to use a condom and you tell her you're shooting blanks, when you are indeed fertile.
"Yeah, I told her I was shooting blanks!"
"She believed that?"
"Yeah man! I hit her with The Alec Baldwin!"
by Cordad November 10, 2021
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