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albuquerque miracle

This is when you go to Albuquerque, New Mexico and bang a woman, her mom, and her cousin in the same night; afterward receiving twenty dollars for cab fare from each woman to leave the general area. Good luck.
I went to New Mexico and pulled off the Albuquerque Miracle.
by Stachmatic October 12, 2009
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albus dumbledore

someone who didn't die, cuz he's fucking God
HBP: Snape raiseh his wand and pointed it directlu at Dumbledore.
"Avada Kadavra!"
A jet of green light shot form the end of Snape's wad and hit Dumbledore squarely in the chest. Harry's scream of horror never left him; silent and unmoving, he was forced to watch as Dumbledore was blasted into the air. For a split second, he seemed to hang suspended beneath the shining skull, and then he fell slowly backward, like a great rag doll, over the battlements and out of sight.
Me: STFU, you can't fucking kill Albus Dumbledore, just like they couldn't kill Jesus, Gandalf, or Aslan, cuz they're all fucking God
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Albus

(n.) Person, or rather, magical entity graced upon the earth to live amongst a wide population of muggles. Albuses are quite the rare creature and are arguably the nicest and friendliest people you will ever meet. To put it simply, they are "magical." They demonstrate magical prowess through amazing feats of illusion, both in the physical world and through online means. They are also enormously clever and hold an impressive array of puns available for any given moment. Emits an incredibly positive vibe and can easily restore one's faith in the greatness in humanity. Last seen spreading immense joy and displaying intellectual and magical might in Wayne Hall. *boom*
Has Jesus risen? No, Albus entered the room.
by perfanity May 30, 2011
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Alumni

A former student, member, employee, either male or female, of a school, college, university, institute.
Alumni is Plural.
Alumnus is Singular for male alumni and Alumni (yes, Alumni) is Plural.
Alumna is Singular for female alumni and Alumnae is Plural.
A seminar is held by alumni at our college to guide freshers in their career.
by B Nikunj October 16, 2011
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Albucrazy

An endearing term denoting love for the town of Albuquerque, New Mexico! A.K.A. "da 505"
"Yo, dem fools got beat down at "Circle K" Albucrazy is loco fool!"
by Travieso88 December 24, 2008
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alum

A made-up word that people use when they don't know the singularity of "alumnus" or plurality of "alumni." Often used openly by educational institutions.
Guy 1: Dude, that dude's an alum.
Guy 2: A what?
Guy 1: An alum, dude.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You know, bro, he graduated from here.
Guy 2: Don't you mean he's an "alumnus"?
Guy 1: No, dude, wtf? Alum. Just like cact and fung.
by PeacePig June 9, 2011
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Late Night Alumni

A GREAT band consisting of lead singer Becky Jean Williams, John Hancock, Finn Bjarson and Ryan Raddon (who is also Kaskade).

Their style is considered unique and it's hard to accurately describe it. It is defined as house, while they mix electronic sounds with strings and a soft, trance-like, almost eerie and haunting voice from Williams. Their newest album Haunted is mainly composed of songs that are just that.. haunting.

The lyrics can be romantic but mainly are about anything and every little thing of life, as well as more serious issues such as not giving up hope and overcoming adversity.

The songs themselves aren't just a pure genre but is a mix between electronica, house, dance, trance, lounge, progressive, etc.
They are often described as really chill and downtempo, not the kind of songs you fist-pump to.
They compose the kind of songs that you "feel" not just "listen" to. It creates an atmosphere that is somewhat eerie but soothing and almost peaceful and spiritual.
LNA got a major popularity boost by well recognised Youtube make-up artist Michelle Phan who did the make-up for Williams in their "Finally Found" music video.
I cannot stop listening to Late Night Alumni, and I can't bring myself to listen to any other artist.
Their songs seem to have a very personal and emotional effect on me.

I'd also support them if they became mega-famous, because all I want for them is the success that they deserve.
Spread the love!
by MissForgettful March 7, 2011
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