Delete your account

1. A social meme for when someone says or does something so embarrassing or inappropriate that they should just close their account and go away in shame.

2. Also, what Hillary does with her email server to avoid FOIA accountability.

Hil: Darn those FOIA requests just keep coming. At this rate people are going to find out about www.npr.org/2015/04/23/401781313/clinton-foundation-linked-to-russian-effort-to-buy-uranium-company and who knows what else.

Bil: Well, babe, your are just going to have to delete your account.

by swag-wager June 10, 2016

swiss bank account

A Swiss Bank Account is a very special bank account indeed. It is for those who have a very large sum of money. The family usually leaves the money in their bank account in Swizterland and moves to America where they open a new account (ex. Wachovia). The money increases overtime in Swizterland making that family even richer.

My friend Sam told me that he dosn't have a lot of money in his bank account here in American, but he has a large sum in is "Swiss Bank Account".

by dan lourie June 27, 2006

savings account

The money left in ones checking account before pay day.

Yay, it's pay day and I have $0.74 in my savings account!

by ybuj October 01, 2010

Bank account

When your parents take your birthday money and put it in your college bank account.

You Open up your birthday present and it’s a Check for 5,000 dollars

Baby Joe: yaaaaaaa! I can day so much stuff!
Dad: yonk!
Mom: that’s going in your bank account

Baby Joe falls back and f@!?ing dies

by Jorman Thode jr May 01, 2019

Urban Account Spam

Someone who makes a bunch of accounts on urban dictionary to vote their word in.

Urban account Spam? Its probably a real thing

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 10, 2019

Licensed Public Accountant

Licensed Public Accountant (LPA) - an individual admitted to practice public accounting by their state board of Accountancy. LPA's pass an exam as prescribed by the state board, having acquired an associates or bachelor's degree, and have some experience in public accounting. In some states, LPAs have the same practice rights as CPAs - including licensure to perform attestation (audit and review) engagements. Alternatively, LPAs are also known by the Registered Public Accountant (RPA) or Public Accountant (PA) monikers.

1. I caught up with Dillon at the board-sponsored CPE event; he's a Licensed Public Accountant.
2. Did you know that some LPA's have authority to perform public audits?
3. In certain states, LPAs have the same practice rights as Certified Public Accountants (CPAs).

by Aijalon June 08, 2013

delete your account

The epitome of edgy internet responses when you have nothing else to say.

Wanda: Why are you being so racist

Becky: delete your account

by spootyhead June 11, 2016