Absatutely
by Flashknight August 21, 2010
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Abandoman are a hip-hop comedy duo consisting of Rob Broderick and James Hancox.
Winners of both Hackney Empire New Act of the Year 2010 and The Musical Comedy Awards 2010, Abandoman create hilarious musical sketches at lightning speed live in front of their audience. No two gigs are ever the same.
Winners of both Hackney Empire New Act of the Year 2010 and The Musical Comedy Awards 2010, Abandoman create hilarious musical sketches at lightning speed live in front of their audience. No two gigs are ever the same.
Abandoman are awesome.
by Abandomanic May 23, 2011
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Tom reassured "don't worry my sweet, for absence makes the vag grow tighter"
Tom reassured "don't worry my sweet, for absence makes the vag grow tighter"
by Woland31337 March 19, 2017
Get the Absence makes the vag grow tighter mug.A combination of abdelrhman + ananya who got married. Their love was so great that it could not be defined. Ananya is indian and abdelrhman is arabic.
by Abdanya definition April 6, 2022
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by Smitty the man December 27, 2011
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Boss man: Hey, Marcus! How come you didn’t show for work yesterday?
Marcus: Man Boss, I had that situation to take care of! I couldn’t come in.
Boss man: What fucken situation!? You better not pull that shit again or your ass is outta here.
Marcus: I can’t help it boss. I was on my situation. I had to take care of that shit.
Boss man: Bullshit. You were either to hung over or still high from the night before. That’s the situation. One more situational absence and you’re fired! Got that!
Marcus: Man… that bullshit. I can’t help all these mother fuckers always puttin me in these situations.
Marcus: Man Boss, I had that situation to take care of! I couldn’t come in.
Boss man: What fucken situation!? You better not pull that shit again or your ass is outta here.
Marcus: I can’t help it boss. I was on my situation. I had to take care of that shit.
Boss man: Bullshit. You were either to hung over or still high from the night before. That’s the situation. One more situational absence and you’re fired! Got that!
Marcus: Man… that bullshit. I can’t help all these mother fuckers always puttin me in these situations.
by Jackthesnipper9512365 February 19, 2012
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