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beach jerk

When you are at the beach and you are jerking off to a hot mermaid/merman
by Hugh has May 28, 2015
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Turtle Beach

A kickass headset that ranges from 5.1 to 7.1 Dolby Digital Sound Surround, anything less isn't a true turtle.

Its best area of expertise is Search and Destroy on Call of Duty as it makes it easy to clutch BK's (bad kids). One problem is the headset is so good sometimes you hear your own feet and think someone is coming - noob mistake.

Headset can lead to Turtle Beach Hair and awesome KDR's and Win streaks.

Often referred to as Turtle between fellow owners as non-owners don't pick up on this. Once you buy a headset you know what the fucks up.

Annoying when kids on your team don't have ninja pro on.

Awesome when opponents don't.
"Steve, heads up I hear a kid coming around the corner on my Turtle"

"Hey fucker... stop following me. Your loud as fuck on my Turtle Beach"
by SupraBro-93 February 9, 2010
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Long Beach

Without a doubt the sweetest city in the World! Long Beach is in Los Angeles County and it by far exceeds it's reputation....People born and raised in Long Beach are the Best People I have ever met....
Where are you From?
I'm from the dope ass town of Long Beach!
by bonners July 3, 2008
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boynton beach

Boynton Beach is where there was a mall shooting on December 24th 2006. It was all over the news.
Yeah man, he got shot in Boynton Beach over gang related shit.
by Johnson561 December 31, 2006
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Some beach

A slang term used to replace the phrase: "son of a bitch"

A 2004 country song by Blake Shelton
I circled the parkin' lot Tryin' to find a spot Just big enough I could park my old truck. A man with a big cigar was gettin' into his car. I stopped an I waited for him to back up. But from out of nowhere a Mercedes Benz came cruisin up and whipped right in... Some beach...
by Cali4niaWK February 28, 2011
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manhattan beach

Dude the surf in Manhattan Beach is going iff!
by MGuarro April 11, 2006
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Newport Beach

A city surrounded by Irvine, Laguna, Huntington, and Costa Mesa. Newport has some pretty amazing beaches, parks, restaurants, and shopping centers. The people are not always too nice, but they aren't too bad. Everyone who lives in Newport, including myself, hates tourists... they're annoying. The houses are super expensive, and a lot of the people who live here got their money similarly to how Mitt Romney got his. Daddy gave it to him. Some people, though, worked really hard to live here... so we aren't all snobby assholes. All in all, Newport is a pretty cool city.
Newport Beach Citizen 1: "Daddy bought me a $10 million house!"
Newport Beach Citizen 2: "I worked my f*cking ass off to get a house here!"
by UDboy October 28, 2015
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