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by jimmy stevan October 24, 2016
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Asian sales tax

Money added when using a debt card at a convenience store.
The mini mart charges a 30 cent asian sales tax when I use my debt card.
by Steel Fab January 18, 2019
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abibaboobiba

Abibaboobiba directly means life or death. Abibaboobiba or Abiba for short is the action of one Abiba. If you were to say Abiba Abiba that would be two Abibas. Abiba is a way of life. To learn the ways of Abiba you must learn from the master QNL. He resides in Taipei Taiwan. Without QNL it is impossible to learn the ways of Abiba.
"Abiba" he shouted as he scored the winning basket. Abibaboobiba is like living and dying at the same time.
by Nigalus October 4, 2020
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Asian Cloogy

Hot Asian pussy.....

The Vagina of a person of Asian Descent......preferably one who is attractive.
We went to Thailand to go score some Asian Cloogy.......

I went to the Strip joint and saw some Asian Cloogy....

I got some Asian Cloogy last night.....
by #AlexisMason June 4, 2021
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Alpha Asian

An Asian who exhibits exemplary academic, athletic, musical, and social skill. Is extremely good looking, popular, and has been accepted to every Ivy League school.
by You FBI agent October 15, 2019
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Eyes on Asian skin Caucasian

When one’s to faded that the individual eyes are squinted that of an Asian.
Bro you look faded as fuck eyes on Asian skin Caucasian
by JayFromTheWay December 4, 2022
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Asian Grading Scale

Americans and other somewhat easy-going peoples' grading scale should look a little like this...

A = Good job! Keep up the good work!

B = That's still good. But you can do better.

C = You're that the average level...which is acceptable.

D = Uh oh, you need to step up your game.

F = Well, you failed. Hopefully you can get a better grade later so you can pass.

HOWEVER. This is about the Asian Grading Scale. If you are a true hardcore Asian, unlike myself, then your grading scale should look a little like this...

A+ = Average.

Regular A = Acceptable...But You Can Do Better.

B = BULLSHIT. WTF-Were-You-Doing-In-Class?!?!

C = Cut-YOU WILL GET FUCKING CUT.

D = DEATH. That's it.

F = FUCKED. Wait, no, you can't get an F because you'd already be dead.

Most children will get beaten the shit out of them. Hopefully, that won't be you.
Yesterday I brought home my report card, with a B- for P.E. After all, Asians aren't good at anything not pertaining to academics. Haha just kidding I'm beast at sports. Just not at "participation," an excuse for the non-fit fatties. ANYWAYS, I gave the report card to my mom. She always uses the Asian Grading Scale.

"WHAT IS THIS? A-DA B MINUS? NO RICE FOR YOU DUMB-A-ASS. GO DIE."

Sad face.

This example was made for humourous people. Please do not take this to heart...unless this happens...then I'm sorry for you. Even my parents are less strict :U
by Don't Worry About It, Man. September 8, 2010
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