the asad

the act of shitting in a womans mouth, then kissing her and sucking it back out. Commonly done by the Asad and Corso combination.

guy 1: dude i gave this guy the asad last nite, it was sick as, i puked everywhere
guy 2: you sick gay fuck go lick a niggers gooch get out of my kitchen
guy 3: Oh boy, that is john is one hot fucker, i wish i could asad him.

by poojabber 007 July 24, 2010

caucasian asain

One who is afraid of their asain heritage because they have fear of ruining their social life.
Also can be called a racist wannabe who doesnt want to be in the same race as a math nerd therefore they hide it as much as possible.

She's not eating rice because she's a caucasian asain.

by cheeseandcrackers January 6, 2008

assid waste

A side effect of certain diet pills that cause anal leakage.

She was thrilled with her weight loss, but didn't enjoy the resulting assid waste.

by Russ W. August 23, 2007

ASAWID

As Soon As Work Is Done.

Question: When are you going to the mall?

Answer: ASAWID

by Doc_Elry May 21, 2010

Assident

The act of sharting aka shitting in your pants when farting

Dan - "oh damn I just sharted"
Bill - "I know..I could smell that assident from across the room!"

by sbjess December 5, 2012

Askident

1) Greatly increasing the odds or an accident occuring by engaging in risky behavior.
2) When someone asks a question that is inappropriate or not welcome as part of the conversation.

1) Knife juggling is an askident waiting to happen. 2) Asking "When's that baby due?" to an unpregnant woman is an askident.

by Dr. Poupensberg B. Funswell June 9, 2015

asain kevin

Asian Kevin is one of a kind. Only one in the whole world. He is basically some guy that is obsessed with Connor McGregor and he always speaks in his accent to the point where its really annoying. He also tends to buy all of his friendships. Overall he isnt a very good man and not someone you want to be around"

Person 1- "have you seen kevin"
Person 2- "which one"
Person 1- "The Asian one"
Person 2- "ughhhhh not that guy!"
ASAIN KEVIN IS NOT A GOOD GUY

by TheRealManHimself February 5, 2018