AP Week 

The vague period in which AP exams are administered by collegeboard (though testing 'week' is actually two weeks). >_>

This all occurs in the beginning of May, when some kids begin to panic and study; others nap and smoke weed. Whatever works (or doesn't).

AP Week is coming up .. but since I'm a senior and I don't care about credit, I'll probably sleep through all my exams.

AP Week by masstext May 6, 2009

AP Gains 

Biggest chad of the land. God of CG and disney. Enjoys "Plo Jobs". Also Grand Police chief of the 69th precinct.

AP Gains stole my wife my kids my house my home and my money. :(

AP Gains by Jerakona August 5, 2021

AP English 

The one class where you'll read so many books, poems, and dramas that your eyes will rot out of your head due to exhaustion. The teacher will drown you with more homework than you've received your whole high school career and tell you to have it done by tomorrow, only to give you an "F" because you couldn't do the assignment correctly. This class is often associated with the words; suicide, sleep-deprived, Britney Spears meltdown, and sometimes fatality.

Friend: Did you sleep last night?

You after taking AP English: What the hell is sleep? Are you talking about that thing Lindsay Lohan has done with her career?

AP English by Richard Roggers April 21, 2014

AP European History

A class taken by insane sophomores, otherwise known as a nervous breakdown. Countless hours of sleep gone forever. A hatred for history even though you were neutral on the subject before the class.

Student 1: I just took the AP European History test and almost went into a self-induced coma

Student 2: I just threw my AP Euro book in the pool! Take that $%&%#&^ Ms. (insert teacher name here)!

AP European History by Grewster October 11, 2009

AP Class 

Beginning: Confident, stuck-up, self-proclaimed overachievers/geniuses enter the classroom.

Result: A horde of mindless zombies, mumbling senseless jibberish, back-broken by books & homework, personalities shattered by shock & insomnia, driven to the edge of both sanity & society by lack of social life, totters feebly out of the classroom.

AP Student's schedule

Class.................Location..................Teacher
__________________________________________

AP Class A/B......The Boiler Room......Satan, Devil

AKA Hell

AP Class by Bloodshot-Eyes June 2, 2011

AP Computer Science 

(noun) A very fun class offered to high school students in which you learn how to create computer programs. You learn how a computer works, and how to tell a computer to make your life easier. You also learn how programmers create video games. Much of the year is spent playing Warcraft III or Starcraft, instead of coding, as most of your classmates have a vast knowledge of Java, C++ and HTML already and just take the class as a break or as college credit. The AP test in computer science consists of meaningless, non-applicable multiple choice questions that account for 50% of your score, while the other 50% actually tests your knowledge of java, but writing prgrams that no one would use in the real world.

"So how's your AP Computer Science class?"

"It's awesome! We didnt do anything all period, we just played Warcraft III"

AP Computer Science by samuraichikx June 6, 2009

ap biology

the literal and metaphoric translation of "satan". there is no other way to describe this class other than hell, torture, memorization of pointless shit, the biggest GPA sinker since Calc ABCDEFG. If you find pictures of physical deformities useful for memes, though, take this class!

-Hey Craig, how's ap bio going?
-well, last night I lit my ap biology textbook on fire, dried the ashes with all the tears of children in a small Ugandan village, and then let that baby sink to the bottom of the atlantic
-Wow! that sucks
-pretty sure it killed a seagull when it fell. karma!

ap biology by skewlsux123 April 28, 2015