alcohol abuse

When you spill, tip over, shake up, or waste a beer.

Crap, i just dropped my beer, "dude alcohol abuse."

by Max-well December 16, 2009

weekend alcoholic

A person perpetually intoxicated on weekends. May not partake during the work week, but overindulges every weekend consistently.

"He drank nine beers, over three hours Saturday night. Suffice to say, he's a weekend alcoholic."

by D. Gould February 19, 2006

Alcohoe

A female that when drinking alcohol becomes extremely promiscuous or slutty.

Michael: Did I just see Anna go into that room with Tom?
Sam: That's like the third guy tonight!
Michael: Probably because she's absolutely hammered.
Sam: Damn, what an alcohoe.

by Brose Canseco February 11, 2010

alcohol insomnia

The phenomenon of sleeping less after a night of drinking. May or may not involve crashing because of alcohol. A person wakes up earlier and is unable to fall back asleep because of an interrupted REM phase, and results in a gradual tiredness.

A: Yo, I have a serious hangover, dude
B: I don't, but I got alcohol insomnia. Woke up at 6:00 this morning and now I'm dead tired

by Sleepless in the Summer July 23, 2010

Alcohodrunkism

(1) the act and social pressures of sneaking in contraband alcohol into sporting events soley for the purpose of social defiance; (2) the long-term result of getting ass drunk and making an ass fool of yourself

1. Sneaking alcohol into Disney World when they sell alcohol would be alcohodrunkism to the extreme.

2. Your alcohodrunkism has resulted in you becoming more of an ass then Ke$ha in Tik Tok.

by UTBoy August 7, 2010

Alcofool

The name given to someone when they do something foolish or inadvisable when drunk.

David stop drinking vodka out of the toilet, you crazy Russian alcofool!

David take your penis out of the vending machine! This is definately going on facebook you alcofool.

by Alcofool November 21, 2010

Alcoheimer's

trans.verb - The state in which a person consumes too much alcohol to the point in which said person’s proceeding day(s) can NOT be remembered.

dude, duuudddde, my alcoheimer's is preventing me from remembering what the hell just happened last night.

by John-needs-to-yell November 27, 2010