bad pun alert

A warning that a really bad pun is coming.

*Bad pun alert*

Newton didn't discover group theory because he wasn't Abel.

by Scrabbler94 June 30, 2016

Amber Alert!

Term used to alert others to the presence of an attractive underage girl. Term is based loosely on the alert that goes out when a child goes missing or has been abducted.

Whoa dude...Amber Alert!

by Tisfortodd February 19, 2008

aleri

known as a garbage truck, when you see a aleri scream

there’s an aleri in the driveway

by xvaleriarami April 11, 2020

Aleryn

Aleryn is a beautiful and perfect girl.She is the sexiest girl in school and every right minded boys instantly fall in love with her.She has a perfect booty and has the smartest brain.An Aleryn does not usually give a shit about stuff,and is actually a slut.She is a backstabbing flirt but she does not show it.She has probably seduced lots of guys , and more guys should have probably seduced an Aleryn. Every guy able to lose their virginity to her is considered the luckiest person in school.She might me raped too.And every guy will boast after having sexwith her.She usually gets the guy to put on a condom as she is still very young.

“Damn!She is so FUCKING HOT!”
“I know right!I JUST had sex with that Hot-ass ALERYN last night.”
“What the fuck!Go die you asshole .I want her to be pregnant with MY sperm.”

by I_am_not_your_father September 6, 2018

RIP Alert

An email update to members of the Rest in Peace Society that someone with a household name has died.

Holy crap, I need to make an RIP Alert, Paul Newman died!

by Jackel in brawley December 9, 2008

Blurt Alert

The tweeting of random crap with no purpose on the Social Networking/Micro blogging website "Twitter".

Did you see that Blurt Alert that @"twitter name" tweeted?! It was COMPLETELY random!

by @Tom4518 @alenka_m February 25, 2010

Ego Alert

A Google Alert (automated Google Search) set up for your own name or pseudonym, with the intention of keeping abreast of references of yourself on the internet.

My Ego Alert is all but useless - if only my parents hadn't named me Charlie Sheen. None of the hits it notifies me of are ever about my blog - they're all about the actor!

by rossruns February 20, 2011