post cum; after spooge

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.

The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.

by Ernie September 29, 2004

aftershrink

The significant decrease in penis size when exposed to ice-cold water.

"Had some serious aftershrink from that Ice Bucket Challenge"

by QuackLife August 26, 2014

after laughter

When you start laughing at a random memory of humor past.

Rita had after laughter today when she remembered my hilarious ChaCha impersonation from yesterday.

by fru January 29, 2010

after like

song of the fucking century released by kpop girl group IVE in 2022, it's a great song to get high to.

You-hoo and I-hi, it's more than like, L daeun to O daeun oh yeah yeah yeah. You-hoo and I-hi is more than like... WHAT'S AFTER LIKE???

by tw.tzsh November 20, 2022

morning afterburn

The painful but somewhat stimulating anal sensation you experience the morning after eating too many of the hottest buffalo wings the bar offers (e.g., BWW's Blazers). Some Indian food can have the same effect but usually it is only from some very irresponsible sadistic joker.

Steve: "Try these wings, they burn more coming out than going in."
Joe: "meh, they're not so bad but I can tell from the smell that they prolly are morning afterburners."

by Leo Dante August 10, 2012

Burn After Reading

Burn After Reading.

a term meaning to burn any documents or written evidence after reading them, which can jeopardize an individual or a party if not burnt and disposed of properly.

"ok these are documents belonging to some higher up what do we do with them?"
"burn them after reading"
'" are you sure?"
"yes burn after reading."

by kep john August 10, 2016

Hairy Aftertaste

The pubes that stick onto your tongue after giving head.

I had a hairy aftertaste after going down on my girlfriend.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017