Afghani Suprise

After a female is performing oral sex on a male, the male ejaculates his semen onto her face/chin area and then proceeds to get an electric hair clipper and clip his pubic region so the hairs stick to the semen making a beard.

You should've seen the look on her face when I offered her an Afghani Suprise

by ThatDamnBoy July 1, 2009

Ye Ole Afghan Rape Shower

Ye Ole Afghan Rape Shower was a phrase used in Middle Ages to describe the act of a woman having a shower after she has been raped. To make it an Afghan Rape Shower, this act must take place within Afghanistan.

Without it being in Asfghanistan, this act is simply known simply as ‘a rape shower’.

Stacey had an Ye Ole Afghan Rape Shower the other day.

Oh, I didn’t realise she was in Afghanistan, but I knew about the rape shower.

by Not_Kebab_Man_6 October 18, 2018

afghani water fountain

The act of prairie-dogging into the mouth of an unsuspected friend or foe in that it looks like he's giving your shit a blowjob.

I gave Toby an afghani water fountain last night because he wouldn't pay me back for beer and I wanted him to taste my shit. His girlfriend threw up in his mouth when she gave him a morning kiss.

by Jamaican Bacon May 27, 2008

Dirty Afghan

The act of eating a girl's ass after she has just taken a shit.

"Bro, Helal just gave that Lebo chick a dirty Afghan".

by reeroo1991 July 11, 2018

AFGO

AFGO means Another Fabulous Growth Opportunity. Popularized by Millicent St. Claire and her LIGMO workshops.

Problems! Drama! Stress! Turn it around and whatever it is, it's really just AFGO - Another Fabulous Growth Opportunity.

Underneath your problems you will always find AFGO - Another Fabulous Growth Opportunity!

by LigmoLady April 10, 2013

AFGB

Stands for "Ass-Fucking Gay Boy" Surprisingly enough is used as a term of endearment among young adult males, often among sporting/drinking circles. Can be substituted for 'Legend'

Come here Dan, you old AFGB

by TheDreamer'sClub February 20, 2005

Afghan

A person who is of the Irano-Afghan race. Their county is located in the Middle East, and not in South Asia. It is a Western Asian country, and a Central Asian. They speak either Pashto or Farsi, or sometimes both. They are not South Asian because of their location and DNA tests taken from them. Some people will say it is South Asian, and not Middle Eastern, but that is politically and geographically incorrect. Pakistan has a group of Afghans who live on the Western side of Pakistan. They speak Pashto because that area used to be apart of Afghanistan (which is why these people are really lighter in skin compared to the rest of Pakistan, which is Indian).

If anyone argues this fact, I strongly recommend that you do your research, and find out on your own if you do not believe this fact. Do not trust Google, though, or Wikipedia, for they can be edited by anyone. Also, go look at Afghanistan’s history, and look at where these afghans come from. You can, also, find these facts in professional documentaries found on YouTube.

Also, Afghans are called “Afghans”, not “afghanis”. Also, Afghans are not brown, they are of Iranian descent, and are of the Irano-Afghan race. If you wish to not believe this, be my guest, but these are facts.

I have a masters in Anthropology, which shows that this is my career, studying humans, and it’s diferent races, and where these races come from.

“Kareem is an Afghan.”
“I asked Jabar what’s his nationality is. He told me he is Afghan.”

by HumanAnthropologist January 30, 2019