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Absolute Madlad

A true madlad is a combination of fearlessness & a total lack of common sense & self preservation. Always a contender for either the Darwin Awards or a prison sentence. Something along the lines of going on a bulldozer rampage in protest, booby-trapping a cabin built on land without a permit, ice fishing with dynamite, or attempting to do yoga on the ledge or flag poll of an apartment complex.
Only an absolute madlad like Inspector Zenigata would jump onto a race track during a race in an attempt to arrest a driver.
by Lieutenant Bacon Waffles November 24, 2019
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Absolute fucking walnut

An insult that is used if someone is stupider than a fucking dumbass
In what world is a fish a kind of parrot, you absolute fucking walnut
by yaboi_doop October 29, 2018
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abscond

to self-yeet
yo I was sitting there when I absconded my dumb ass out the classroom window
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Absolute Unit

Someone or something that has the shear mass or presence that makes your jaw drop and/or give the utmost respect to.
Police officer: IT'S A STAND OFF OUT HERE!
Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.
*Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee*
*Suspect immediately turns himself in*
by Yobbbh August 23, 2018
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absc

Acronym for "Another boring shaved cunt." Popularized by the website guesshermuff.blogspot.com due to the large number of muffless entries.
"I would love this chick till she died. Then love her in the afterlife."

"No way. absc."
by stallion90210 October 31, 2011
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absolute spoon

The way of insulting someone. Usually to call them a wanker without them realising
by Hayoumug January 14, 2017
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Absolute rocket

by Anus26 June 24, 2019
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