yank-yogurt

An alliterative term referring, via innuendo, to male ejaculate. Used when other forms of alliteration for this purpose have been exhausted.

A hip, crafty way to refer to masturbating to get teens interested in what you're saying through the use of humor and wit.

"I'm writing this soon-to-be-bestselling teen novel and I need a rad way to say 'jizz', but I've already used 'man-mustard', 'girth-gravy', 'spank-sauce', 'ball-bullion', 'fap-fondue', 'shaft-soup', and 'junk-juice'. If I can't find at least one more innuendo to refer to jerking off, my book will fall flaccid! I just don't know what to do!"

"Why not use 'yank-yogurt'?"

"'Yank-yogurt!' How could I have forgotten??!!"

*bestselling author*

by lambpasty May 30, 2013

yank

when someone says something weird.

Me: Hey, did you see that girl sleeping in the hall at school today?
Them: What?
Me: Yank!

by Jessica February 13, 2004

Yank Me Crank

Masturbation. Having someone jack you off.

Old Red Beard The Pirate told the deck hand bitch to swab the deck after he yank me crank.

by Gar Grim January 11, 2019

Yanking your Johnson

To mess around with another friend in a jovial manner; to josh around and jest with another

Etymologically, comes from the phrase “pulling your leg”

Nah, I didn’t actually sleep with your mom, I was just yanking your Johnson.

by sexcboi69 April 26, 2022

yank my rods

mastubate

The chick refused to yank my rods last night

by earthstore August 05, 2010

yank n spank

noun;

Refers to a session of masturbation

-Usually preceeded by the setting of said masturbation session

Jordan was bored during school, so he went for a bathroom yank n spank.

Jordan couldn't sleep, so he went for a 2 A.M. yank n spank.

Jordan was feeling far too aroused after reading the Vogue magazine, so he went for a Barnes and Noble yank n spank.

To kill time during the airplane ride, Jordan went for a 30,000 foot high yank n spank.

by Mikey W October 20, 2006

Yanking your chain

Just kidding or joking around with someone.

John: You look so fat in that dress go change!
Jamie: but babe! *frowns and crys*
John: I'm just yanking your chain
Jamie: oh, whats that mean?
John: Im just joking!

by Johnny Davison March 13, 2010