Pvt Fuzzy

A soldier in the U.S. Army with the rank E-1. So named because they wear no rank insignia on their ACU, resulting in just a fuzzy patch where the rank badge goes.

Beware a Pvt Fuzzy with a combat patch and a faded uniform.

by RoundenBrown September 17, 2022

fuzzy oreo

A fuzzy Oreo is eating a creampie out of unshaven black girl.

Koolaidra let me taste her damn good fuzzy Oreo last night.

by RagingLuigi July 27, 2019

fuzzy mud

When a male/female takes a shit on your pubic hairs and then proceeds to having sex with you

Man, last night I got the Fuzzy Mud. It was a kindve gross, but she was totally into it.

by Pedro Baller May 9, 2018

Fuzzy Ears

When someone intentionally ignores a situation or person. This person can act dumb and clueless when confronted.

"When I saw Ashley in the club last night, she tried to act all fuzzy eared when I asked her for the $40 she owed me!"
"When I pulled up on that bitch Shaniqua to ask her about her Twitter fingers, that how had fuzzy ears."

by That one CU May 28, 2018

Fuzzy Sheep

1. A form of awesomeness and manly man manliness that is impossible for most to comprehend.

2. A reference to another man's testicles

Dude: "That guy just punched a cop while stealing a million dollars worth of hookers!"

Other Dude: "Wow, he sure has fuzzy sheep."

by sherpa_derp October 12, 2011

Fuzzy Hannah

A little-known but somewhat disgusting carnival game somewhat like soggy biscuit wherein the participants partake of a semen cocktail.

Mark was so blitzed on cheap alcohol he didn't realize he was taking partaking of a Fuzzy Hannah.

by piston_broke June 19, 2013

fuzzy mary

when a man is about to give oral to a hot female but when he goes down he notices she hasnt vaccumed the carpet and thus results in the man getting a furball.

John: Dude how was last night with that girl?

Steve: it was good until she pulled a fuzzy mary on me.

i hate it when my girlfriend sneaks in a fuzzy mary.

by jewface69 September 8, 2009