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bonus beer

Beer which one "discovers" having not known that it was there. Typically this occurs after a party or family gathering/event and may often involve a secondary fridge or forgotten cooler. Discovery of said beer is usually followed by feelings of joy and well being, similar to finding unexpected money in a jacket one has not worn in some time.
I'll just clean out the fridge, haven't done that in a while... wait a sec what's this? BONUS BEER! Righteous!
by Chef Dionysus September 12, 2008
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beer goggles

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"
When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!
by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003
mugGet the beer gogglesmug.

Fan Beer

A reference of an empty beer can (or series of cans) that are temporarily stored upon the blades of a dormant ceiling fan. The cans were strategically placed there due to the overcrowding of empty cans upon a beer pong table. Excessive empty can storage upon a beer pong playing surface could potentially compromise the integrity of the game, thus leading to the need for an extra empty can placement area. An unused ceiling fan is a perfect collector of spent beer cans, due to its convenient proximity.

Fan Beer can also be used by its lesser known variation; a cold beer that is consumed on a hot summer day. A fan beer is a great way to cool down and relax.

The Fan Beer reference is commonly used across Michigan. It is believed the term was coined during a "Thirsty Thursday" drinking session.
"DUDE, What the hell is that thing up there?
Fret never more, it's merely a Fan Beer."
by Shaul DeGaul May 10, 2011
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beer mile

run a mile on a quarter mile track ... but before each lap you chug a beer
you are a winner at life if you can run a decent beer mile.
by liquidice5 May 3, 2005
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piss beer

A weak American-style lager.
I was mowing my lawn, and it was so hot I'd even drink piss beer.
by TravisJake August 22, 2007
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road beers

Beers taken whilst on a long drive. used for 'refreshment'. in this case, refreshment means to bring on accelerated drunkenness.

NB: to count for a road beers long drive, you must be in the car for more than 60 seconds, or 1 minute.
Dan: Let's go for a drive to the corner store. i need some smokes

Warren: shit yeah. i'll bring some road beers.

Dan: dude it's only like a 2 minute drive

Warren: yeah i know, so it qualifies as long enough. and i'll be drunk by the time we get back.
by SG Samus March 2, 2008
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fruit beer

A Vodka Cruiser.

For years, the boys have been in the trenches, paving the way for the publics acceptance of the Vodka Cruiser as an acceptable beverage of choice for a bloke. Instagrams 'Troy Candy' in particular, was one of the front liners, leading the charge. Finally, blokes can dive head first into a few Vodka Cruisers, without simultaneously putting their sexuality up for question/debate.
"Yea nah yea yea mate, we're gonna have a few fruit beers then hit the town later, might even get our dirty little mittens on bag if the opportunity presents itself"
by Engadine Maccas Toilets September 8, 2021
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