Dan: Happy birthday! Here's your gift.
Tom: Great... Another $20 gift. That makes $100 of gift cards to Game Stop.
Tom: Great... Another $20 gift. That makes $100 of gift cards to Game Stop.
by halffried October 27, 2008
by PickieChickie January 07, 2016
The baddest, sexiest, hottest bitches are born on this day. They are cute, guys simp on them and everyone loves them! They are great at school and when they are older they will go on holiday with there BFF! ✨🥳
by Scientists 👩🔬 January 15, 2021
Boy: *remembers it’s January 20th*
Boy: *calls gf* “hey it’s January 20 so let’s go see a movie
Gf: but there’s nothing good
Boy: that doesn’t matter
Gf:ok
Boy: *calls gf* “hey it’s January 20 so let’s go see a movie
Gf: but there’s nothing good
Boy: that doesn’t matter
Gf:ok
by Yourlocaldogeater January 19, 2020
National kiss you’re almost gf/bf day.
The most especial day of the year cause if you do it you have a surprise.
The most especial day of the year cause if you do it you have a surprise.
by Lauren Davis January 16, 2020
by Funny as hell December 19, 2019
Tim: "Hey Steven how are you today, how are the wife and kids?"
John: "Yea good thanks Tim, hows things with you?"
Tim: "ah I cant really complain."
John: "oh did you here about Tom."
Tim: "Yea, sad really isn't it... just that... well he was a nice bloke.
John: "Yea."
Tim: "Oh hey, check this out, I just mugged and stabbed some 12 year old and he had a 20-bit on him wanna smoke that?"
John: "Oh boy! Sure!"
John: "Yea good thanks Tim, hows things with you?"
Tim: "ah I cant really complain."
John: "oh did you here about Tom."
Tim: "Yea, sad really isn't it... just that... well he was a nice bloke.
John: "Yea."
Tim: "Oh hey, check this out, I just mugged and stabbed some 12 year old and he had a 20-bit on him wanna smoke that?"
John: "Oh boy! Sure!"
by ttjdaustinn September 17, 2015