endingtron 3000

Popularized by Ben Croshaw. Refers to an ultimate, overly simplistic/binary choice at the end of a narrative game which determines the actual ending; holds the implication the player's many supposed choices during the game were actually superfluous by comparison. See also ludonarrative dissonance.

I slaughtered tons of nameless goons five levels ago but the endingtron 3000 gave me the bad ending when I wouldn't shoot my boss during the quicktime event.

by oshkeet December 22, 2023

Gawk Gawk 3000

What is Gwak Gwak 3000? Everyone was confused.
It gets its name from the sound a woman's (or homosexual's) throat makes when she deep-throats.

Gawk Gawk, also known as Gawk Gawk 3000 / 5000 / 9000, is a slang term for fellatio, typically used in an intentionally exaggerated way for humorous effect. It's an onomatopoeia of the act that happens when the penis hits the pharynx, cutting off the air supply and making the audible sound "gawk." Since the term's first usage online around 2017, it has also been used to describe the act while part of a longer stream of adjectives to make it sound very impressive.

Thereafter, the word is then used to express oral sex and as part of a combo phrase, called "vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000, Gawk Gawk 3000 song will be posted online in 2021, Gawk Gawk 3000 Automatic Male Masturbator was launched in 2022 and popular on TikTok.

by Juicy Lucy 007 December 5, 2022

Goof-a-tron 3000

This word shall only be used when thy friend(s) being worse than Goofy. They are a Goof-a-tron 3000

"Cornelius is such a Goof-a-tron 3000, he literally just blew a 21 point lead!"

by The Mister Mister Bara-Capy December 15, 2022

geak geak 3000

Getting your penis sucked so good you feel like you are going to heaven

Dude:Bro I think I just saw god in heaven
Other dude:huh what happened
Dude: some girl gave me geak geak 3000

by Kinglin November 30, 2021

pig toaster 3000

someone named kayla who goes by everything even objects

stfu you pig toaster 3000

by asjbfhjuefueiswvbgiueswrg December 4, 2021

Asscapper 3000

A tiny pistol placed in ones asshole as a self protection purcaution.

To use the Asscapper 3000

1. Pull pants down

2. Assume crab position

3. Clap ass cheeks to fire

Haley survived being mugged thanks to the Asscapper 3000

by Spoodz February 6, 2020

knoopX 3000

A very handsome person. No further questions.

Woah! That person is suck a knoopX 3000!

by knoopX 3000 May 16, 2020