wanker 

one who is stupid, puts off doing something with you, angers you for a brief amount of time. Often used by english people and americans who think they're english.

God, Judy is such a wanker, taht's the third time i've called her, and she still won't answer.

Dan is really a wanker, he keep calling me and asking if i want to see interpol next week. Why can't he take a hint. Stupid wanker

wanker by price check please January 23, 2005

Wanker 

feck OFF U FUCKING ASSHOLE.....A LOSER WHO'S NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET OVER A FUCKING SLUT WHO slept with a fucking moron
THE DUMBASS WHO DRINKS milk on a pot and farts water
and asks girls if he stinks
AND THEN CALLS HIMSELF UNIQUE
THEN SAYS IT'S A "win win situation"
AS IF THAT'LL ADD FUCKING inches to your dick
AS if U really had one
THE DAY U MAKE A DAD WILL BE THE SORRIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
BECAUSE then YOU'D KNOW U HAD A SORRY CHILDHOOD AND A fucked up youth

boy 1: hot damn *flap* *flap*

boy 2: wanker!

Wanker by The Wanker himself February 16, 2008

blue tick wanker 

Someone (particularly a lady) that takes pride in not replying (blue ticking) text.

I texted my crush and got no reply, it turns out she's a blue tick wanker.

blue tick wanker by gyred January 3, 2019

walkerection 

An erection you get when you are walking, then a hot girl passes by

Kid 1 : I'm having a walkerection man
Kid 2 : But that girl aint even hot

walkerection by Marshall T May 22, 2014

Walkered 

Your friend chooses his friends over you and ditches you

Bro ive just been walkered he completely ditched me

Walkered by Cowhite15 September 14, 2017

walkertholigist 

As the name suggests walkertholigist, is a person that studies walking. [People who study this tend to be well endowed so need to develop ways to walk in which their penis will not drag along the ground. It is believed walkerthologists developed the hop and skip. In order to move around freely in the world, not getting gravel rash on their penis and not needing pesky underwear

Me; Man I’ve got a larger than average penis

Friend; You should think about being a walkertholigist.

walkertholigist by Fincock November 17, 2017

walkeroutter 

A person when he/she is angry in a situation they walk away or leave .

“Everytime Sahara gets mad she leaves ,she’s such a walkeroutter.”

walkeroutter by Hhdxf September 22, 2018