Shit Pussied

To become so excessively drunk that a woman actually defecates in her pants, and it slides into her vagina

"girl, i drank way too much last night, i was totally shit pussied"

by June0510 August 14, 2009

pussy shielding

The process by which a female friend or accomplice prevents the potential of sexual intercourse between another female and a male. Often by arousing fears of STDs, pregnancy, or societal scorn (ie "slut").
In summary, The Opposite of Cock Blocking.

Dude, I was trying to get some last night, but Janice's friend totally pussy shielded me.

I'm looking out for my girl, I'm pussy shielding her tonight.

Bitch, stop pussy shielding me, I WANT, to get laid by some dude tonight.

by OhNoTotallyPussyShielded August 28, 2009

pussy buckets

A quantity; used to describe how much oral sex an individual can obtain.

"Damn! That dyke is huge, I'll bet she eats pussy by the bucket." or "That dude is slick, I'll bet he pulls serious pussy buckets"

by Matt E. Matticus January 4, 2010

pussy planner

Pussy planner is a colloquial term for tracking your monthlies via planner/schedule.

"Is this your pussy planner?" (indicating to a planner on the desk)

by mistikwave September 19, 2010

pussy promoter

a word used to stereotype girls who talk about their pussy too much, making it seem like they are promoting it to the world

or simply, a hoe

girl: omg, my pussy is like, the tightest!

boy: stfu, stop bein a pussy promoter.

by -michell♥ July 5, 2010

Pussy Selfish

When a woman refuses to give her man any sexual intercourse due to the fact she is mad sad or just to lazy to satisfy the needs of her male partner.

Male:I would some of that good lovin tonight from you.

Female:Well my day at work pissed me off and you're not doing anything to benefit me so no.
Male:Well damn woman theres no need to be pussy selfish it's no ones fault but your own.

by G-StringThief February 5, 2014

pussy fondler

One who delicately places his/her index and middle fingers upon the clitoris of a female then proceeds to enact a series of ginger finger motions that are intended to sexually arouse and/or stimulate said female (more fingers can be added if said female is particularly "loose").

Thad: Roger, that guy in that porno you had me watch was quite the pussy fondler.
Roger: Ya bruh, dudes got mad pussy fondling skills.

by BigJeffstyle5 February 17, 2014