Fifty-one

The age at which you don't have to take nothin' from nobody, but you also know how to pick your battles.

She's fifty-one, better watch her.

by capgemlib February 21, 2009

one-a-day

to masturbate.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Based on the results from the healthystrokes.com survey which reports the average man masturbates 7.2 times per week, or just about one-a-day.

"Sorry I took so long in the shower, I had to do my one-a-day"

"I just one-a-dayed all over the keyboard, anyone know how to clean that up?"

Jack: "Hey dude, why are you so whiny today?"
Jim: "I know, I'm so stressed out"
Jack: "Did you one-a-day yet?"
Jim: "Not yet! BRB ;)"

by reddan69 February 9, 2012

pack one

To put a fat pinch of chewing tobacco in your lip, preferably SKOAL MINT

Yo, Dip, it's lippah time...let's pack one!

by Mr Beaners May 11, 2006

One and Done

When a man enters a woman and ejaculates immediately while screaming "SSSAAAVVAAGGGEEEE!!!"

Do it the Savage way One and Done!

by Spencer Savage January 5, 2012

I'm on one

Taking drugs and going out and having sex with strangers.

"Two white cups and I got that drink
Could be purple, it could be pink
Depending on how you mix that shit
Money that we got, never get that shit
...
I'ma sip until I feel it, I’ma smoke it till it's done
And I don't really give a fuck, and my excuse is that I'm young
And I'm only getting older so somebody should've told ya
I'm on one
...
I walk around the club, fuck everybody."
-Lil Wayne

by SlangThang October 30, 2011

one-eleven

(v) to wipe your dirty ass with your index, middle and ring fingers in unison. Typically one does this when there is no toilet paper or suitable substitution available.

Steve one-elevened his messy hiney after realizing he ran out of Charmin.

by Randman January 18, 2006

one time

The start of every stupid story someone tells you.

"This one time...I...went...and climbed a tree"

by Rob April 18, 2005