one-a-day 

to masturbate.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Based on the results from the healthystrokes.com survey which reports the average man masturbates 7.2 times per week, or just about one-a-day.

"Sorry I took so long in the shower, I had to do my one-a-day"

"I just one-a-dayed all over the keyboard, anyone know how to clean that up?"

Jack: "Hey dude, why are you so whiny today?"
Jim: "I know, I'm so stressed out"
Jack: "Did you one-a-day yet?"
Jim: "Not yet! BRB ;)"

one-a-day by reddan69 February 9, 2012

one-a-day 

A beneficial defecation regimen.

It never fails, when I travel my vitamin (one-a-day) routine is impeded.

one-a-day by machBailz May 17, 2007

National buy your loved one a motorcycle day 

The international day of buying your loved one the motorcycle they desire is March 23.

It's 23 today, national buy your loved one a motorcycle day, i have to buy him that h2r he always talks about.

National buy your loved one a motorcycle day by zuzzi March 20, 2024

one day a week criminal 

football hooligan
from the book city psychos-shaun tordoff milo publishing 2002

I think most junior police ranks know us for what we are, perceived "one day a week criminals"

one day a week criminal by cockneyjacko October 26, 2004

A one from day one 

Someone who’s been with you since the beginning and generally supports you. (Could be from the beginning of a certain period of time or situation.)

My Mom has been with me all my life. She is my A one from day one.

John is my A one from day one. We started this job at the same time.

A one from day one by LiteBrite169 December 22, 2021

National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.

National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 30, 2019

One Day As A Lion 

New band with singer Zach De La Rocha from Rage Against The Machine, and drummer Jon Theodore from The Mars Volta.. They have a cd out which is self titled, only has 5 songs.. yeah, 5 songs. A lot of people hate on this band saying it is nothing like Rage so it sucks, which is completely ignorant because the band is just as good as Rage, but with a different style..

person 1- dude you hear the new One Day As A Lion band with Zach De La Rocha?! Hes back!!

person 2- i just read about it, i heard Tom Morello isnt in it.. i bet it sucks and its nothing like Rage. not even gonna bother.

person 1- *sigh*

One Day As A Lion by Code_N9ne October 22, 2008