mickey mouse job 

A job you work at that is not even worth the pay you are working for.

i was helping out a dry cleners with there dry clean delivery monday thru friday 3-5pm for 25 dollars a day dropping off and picking up at two different locations about a 40 mile round trip and occasionally having to make 1 or 2 more extra stops to pick up supplies, used there van and gas. So 3-5 became 2-6 most days and the pay remain the same. this began 2 mess with everyday life not being able to plan anything during the day because i would have to finish up before 2pm and not being able to make any plans in the evening because i never knew when i was going finish.if i needed to do something and was unable to do the delivery i was treated like i was the full time employee and was going to lose my job. The owner said."do you think this is some kind of ' "mickey mouse job"? I could not stop laughing

mickey mouse job by holmes7497 May 10, 2014

Zipper Job 

1) Where a girl is so excited that when she give a guy a BJ, she doesn't unbutton the top button, she leaves it buttoned and pulls down the zipper only.
2) Also, if a girl is giving you a BJ in a public place.

1) "Dam dude last night, she wanted to suck my cock so bad that she gave me a zipper job!" "WTF, nice!!"
2) "Dont look over there kids, theres a girl giving a guy a zipper job!"

Zipper Job by S H I Z A October 29, 2009

scuba-job 

The giving of head underneath water. When the female is wearing scuba gear and pulls of the mouthpiece to blow the man.

"Jenny came over to go swimming last night, and she totally gave me a scuba-job right in my grand-parent's pool!"

scuba-job by Tim Dooley January 15, 2008

Flood job 

A 'Flood Job' is a practice in which a man has intercouse with the ear of his female counterpart, and floods the ear with semen.

Upon hearing his mother was gravely ill , the man in the yellow hat, decided that the best remedy was a good ol' fashioned flood job .

Flood job by the all knowing ivy leaguer July 12, 2009

blond job 

like a blow job, only the performer is drunk and/or stupid and gives head to the gear shift in a car or truck.

Chet - Man, Betty was so plastered last night she leaned over and slobbed on my truck's gear shift all the way home!

Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?

Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.

blond job by harry day October 26, 2009

Remi Job 

A sexual session only lasting one to two minutes maximum. This is due to the inability to control oneself or rather, hold ones load.

Are you crazy? Were never gonna have enough time to make it to the show in time if you stop by that girls house to have sex. Its ok, it will be quick, Im just gonna give her a Remi Job.

Remi Job by Jacked Horse February 23, 2010

Balcony Job 

Having sexual intercourse on a balcony situated in Sunny Beach Bulgaria. Preferably a female bent over and taking it like a pro

That jumby is getting a balcony job off that tash on

Balcony Job by derek_123456 July 7, 2011