Trash-hat

When something is so absolutely terrible that you have to combine trash and ass-hat

God these roads are so trash-hat you can hardly drive on them.

by April 23, 2023

cardinal’s hat

The glans penis, particularly one of a deep red colour.

Bashing the bishop? More like chafing the cardinal’s hat

by Exkingzog January 26, 2020

Vintage Hat

A vape, a term mostly used when you feining hella

“do you have a vintage hat in your car”

by Mattchew B 69420 December 27, 2022

cat in the hat mug

kilogram.

hey cat in the hat mug, oops i meant kilogram

by lexi014201 April 14, 2021

Vomit hat

A hat girls use the vomit into to loose weight typically stored in the back of a closet

Emily why are you so sad did your mom find your vomit hat?

by Poopsock king December 28, 2020

toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.

I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!

by SpunkSkunk November 01, 2017

Toad hatting

When two women wear hats shaped like penises

Jen and Jamie thought they were being funny by toad hatting at work, now they just look like a couple of dicks.

by Paul Sanchez July 30, 2015