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A being or deity that is far beyond any method of human comprehension, represented by the can since despite having a simple outside the inside is unknown until opened, and is thus simplified in our observation by a simple shape.

Used to either mock the idea of a god or to follow the truth that is the holy can. Followers of the can report improved mental health and good luck.

***Praise be the can***
Everyone: "PRAISE THE CAN"
Heathens: *Shake in fear of the holy can*
The Can by viri de terra July 6, 2019
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The Right Can't Meme 

1: The REAL truth of the internet: The political right (US Republicans, Trump supporters, boomers, etc.) is uncapable of creating internet humor, and any attempt at doing so will automatically end up getting ratioed extremely.
Lots of these have to do with their lack of empathy toward the oppressed, their consistent racism, their use of the projection fallacy, or their cherry-picked Christian values. What the right doesn't understand about the left's meme "theft" is that the right's memes were never funny in the first place, therefore it is up to the left to improve, make wholesome, or remove any meaning from their original meme.

2: the subreddit showing off examples of definition 1. Constantly at war with The Right Can't Meme.
Lefty 1: Ugh, Ben Garrison just made another dumbass political cartoon! Why does he think that everything against him is "woke"?
Lefty 2: No wonder the right can't meme! Don't worry, there's so much labelling here it's BEGGING to be made into a cum edit!

Tuna Can 

A penis which resembles a tuna can i.e short and fat. Another word for a chode basically.
Damn i bet that fat twat has a TUNA CAN.

That Paul Wilson could'nt get it up me he's sure got a TUNA CAN.

Dude i just TUNA CANNED that whore last night.
Tuna Can by N33ks January 12, 2009

I can't even

I can't even is used by the whitest if white girls. The phrase basically means something the girl can't process due to her lack of knowledge of the world outside of Instagram. Usually followed by the response "Then don't!"
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! They messed up my Starbucks order AGAIN!

Girl 2: Just re-order it then.

Girl 1: I CAN'T EVEN!!

Girl 2: Then don't.
I can't even by #bebit4life June 19, 2014

B's can't be C's 

That's all you have? Well, I'm out of money and B's can't be C's, so I'll take it.
B's can't be C's by SunzRa August 7, 2005

a can of smashed assholes 

Used to describe a very homely individual.
"Damn, did you see that guy? He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!"