ass pee

Diarrhea. also known as butt mud.

That chili dog gave me ass pee. I'll never eat grade d meat again.

by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

haul ass

To move fast and work rapidly, or to deliver hookers to their customers.

Oh man, it's 10:45! I gotta haul ass!

That pimp makes money hauling ass.

by Skelwor August 14, 2009

ass mooching

Suckers that user you for goods or money. Cousins to the Cheap Ass Mooch and Fake Ass Bitch, they pretend to be nice when there is something to gain. They are evil and not to be trusted.

Birk - That girl was jocking you hard.

Stock - That's cause she wanted a ride to the mall.

Birk - Neeta was ass mooching you!

by Sakitown April 22, 2009

lazy ass

A man that stays home and playes computer games all day. He never leaves his house unless his friends come over and ask him many times to do something out side. If it was up to him he would sit at home with a bowl of jumbalia and a bag of popcorn for his dinner and play Red alert all the time. Also he cant walk ten feet without getting tired. God must have been drunk when he mad this fat ugly excuse for a humanbeeing.

"No dude you are all wrong about your relgion, the earth sends us up to gather information about itself" says mark.

by Mark seriously, brush your teeth July 3, 2004

piss-ass

(Slang) To a high degree; overly. See syn. at very.

I have a job interview at 11am tomorrow, but that won't stop me from getting piss-ass drunk tonight.

by RunningFool March 15, 2005

ass barnacle

when someone is being a really big bitch and is scared to do something.

Hit this shit man!
nah man i dont like weed
Dude your a fucking ass barnacle

by sean mcguire October 24, 2005

ass time

Work time that one logs where one hopes to accomplish quite a bit of "work," but spends most of that time sitting in a chair.

I would like to go to lunch with you guys, but I'm really busy. I've been putting in a lot of ass time lately.

by Cap'n Tony September 25, 2005