one-a-day

to masturbate.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Based on the results from the healthystrokes.com survey which reports the average man masturbates 7.2 times per week, or just about one-a-day.
"Sorry I took so long in the shower, I had to do my one-a-day"

"I just one-a-dayed all over the keyboard, anyone know how to clean that up?"

Jack: "Hey dude, why are you so whiny today?"
Jim: "I know, I'm so stressed out"
Jack: "Did you one-a-day yet?"
Jim: "Not yet! BRB ;)"
by reddan69 January 22, 2012
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Hole In One

When one person lays underneath another person who is swinging back and forth in a sex swing, the person in the swing tries to poop in the other person's mouth, if the poop lands in the mouth, it is a Hole In One.
John layed underneath Drew in the sex swing and Drew gave John a Hole In One.
by JinGL June 19, 2011
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One Play

A game you play with people when you are driving. As soon as a person see's a car with one headlight, the person yells one play, and hits the roof with his hand fifteen times. The last person who hits the roof is a mcfaggelwaggel, and has to take off one article of clothing.
Gabe: *hits roof* One Play!
Riley: *hits roof* One Play!
Zach: *hits roof* One Play!
Nathan: *cries and takes off one article of clothing/accessory*
by lovesboysalot July 02, 2009
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Fifty-one

The age at which you don't have to take nothin' from nobody, but you also know how to pick your battles.
She's fifty-one, better watch her.
by capgemlib February 21, 2009
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pack one

To put a fat pinch of chewing tobacco in your lip, preferably SKOAL MINT
Yo, Dip, it's lippah time...let's pack one!
by Mr Beaners May 01, 2006
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One and Done

When a man enters a woman and ejaculates immediately while screaming "SSSAAAVVAAGGGEEEE!!!"
Do it the Savage way One and Done!
by Spencer Savage January 05, 2012
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I'm on one

Taking drugs and going out and having sex with strangers.
"Two white cups and I got that drink
Could be purple, it could be pink
Depending on how you mix that shit
Money that we got, never get that shit
...
I'ma sip until I feel it, I’ma smoke it till it's done
And I don't really give a fuck, and my excuse is that I'm young
And I'm only getting older so somebody should've told ya
I'm on one
...
I walk around the club, fuck everybody."
-Lil Wayne
by SlangThang October 30, 2011
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