Cream Egg

Taking a poo while masturbating and proceeding to ejaculate on the poo afterwards

“Hey man I just had a cream egg!”

“Oh, did it taste good?”

“What do you mean, why would I eat my cum covered shite!”

by CreamyEgg May 5, 2020

Eggs Benedict

Synonymous with blowjob, as a rare plasure in life

Blowjobs are like eggs benedict, I haven't had either since I have been married

by Conefree December 28, 2024

Egg

3.5 grams of Weed

Hey man could I get an Egg?
How much an egg?
You got an egg on you?
I put a whole egg in this blunt!
I’m just tryna cop an egg.

by HeavySetHalo5 February 22, 2024

Egg Fart

The type of fart you get after eating eggs and other types of food, often recognized by it's unique and disgusting smell.

Yesterday I was eating a crepe when I ripped an extremely disgusting egg fart.

by LordIThankYouForSunshine April 25, 2025

spicy egg scramble

To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.

Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.

by vertigh0st September 12, 2021

Egg

1. A hard shell used for baby birds such as Chicken. Eggs are not a form of live birth. Most eggs from chickens ducks or may not be fertilized by a rooster so they aren't able to grow. Eggs usually have yolk inside so that the baby has something to eat.

2. Someone unsure of being trans.

1. The eggs hatched yesterday!
2. I am unsure of being trans or not, I think I'm an egg.

by Shrimppie June 7, 2021

busted an egg

to have sex with another person

Jill and Ben so busted an egg last night.

by TonySky October 7, 2007