dark sunrise

Waking up on the wrong side of the bed with two african american male escorts with little money for patronage.

John seems of Saturday he must’ve had a dark sunrise this morning, hes broke.

by nebjeb February 6, 2018

Spicey Sunrise

A blow job first thing in the morning given with a mouth full of Tabasco.

Salley gave Walter a spicey sunrise to start their valentines day weekend.

by Dirtycal February 15, 2018

Frosted Sunrise

When you wake up to a man cumming on your face.

He wasn’t normally a morning person, but who doesn’t love to start the day with a frosted sunrise?!

by HirsutePursuit May 18, 2018

noodle surprise

To shove noodles in a woman’s vagina and then eat it out with chop sticks

Jake Zuschlag wants to have a noodle surprise with his girlfriend

by Lil Blitz May 25, 2018

Cincinnati Surprise

When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.

He didn't pay for his half of the hotel so he got a cincinnati surprise.

by Only1realme June 4, 2018

Tequila sunrise

A golden shower from a woman who is pissing blood.

The wife has a bad UTI, so my Saturday golden shower turned into a tequila sunrise.

by Doc_Boc June 6, 2018

Sticky Sunrise

When you ejaculate into someone’s mouth, but your spunk is a sickly yellow colour, and smells like vomit.

I was sucking my homie last night and he pulled a sticky sunrise.

by Bowlhead Roadboy March 5, 2018