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One-night Stand 

To perform a handstand while wearing a Speedo. A wise-ass take-off of the Jaryn, the One-night Stand was originally performed on hot coals. It soon evolved to what it is now: a Speedo-licious handstand on a bed of Petrol. Works best at night.
Ralph hired a guy to do a One-Night Stand at his birthday party, but it sucked so badly that I nonchalantly discarded my lit cigarette at his slimy hands; boy, did that motherfucker smell like bacon
One-night Stand by Randomé Pearson December 15, 2010
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Friday Night Funkin' 

((AKA FNF)) A game full of normies whos penises are no longer than 2 centimeters, music that is made by a social reject. The game's story is about some guy who wants to fuck the shit out of this girl but he has to beat other guys who wants to fuck the girl, wait is that right?
Chris: Friday Night Funkin' is such an awesome ass game!
Jade: FNF is full of normies.
Chris: Suck my dick you fucking faggot!
Jade: Ok!
Chris and Jade start moaning while slobbering on eachothers mouths, then they pull eachothers pants down and sucking eachothers penises, then Jade puts his penis is Chris' asshole and start moaning really loud, shaking the entire earth, Chris then puts his penis in Jade's asshole and pounds really aggressively and unfortunately breaks his penis in half after he missed the asshole and poked his penis really hard on Jade's rock asshole, as his penis touched his ass, then half of the penis turned sideways as a crack noise can be heard for miles, Chris screams on the top of his lungs, he cums extremely hard and cum sprays all over the place, covering almost the whole place, he also tore his penis, causing blood to mix with the cum, he then tragically died while fucking Jade, RIP Chris 2008 - 2021, niggas say he deserved it.

date night

2 beautiful people participating in a large amount of activities in one night
Bernice and Larry had a date night; they participated in so many activities!
date night by frankline July 18, 2010

Servant of The Night 

my servant of the night came and relieved me of my sexual frustration.
Servant of The Night by James January 22, 2004

40's night 

A theme party where people get together dressed in their best ghetto fabulous clothes carrying their favorite 40 ounce for consumption. The 40 ounce should be shit like Colt 45 or Crazy Horse...St. Ides is acceptable though too upper class for this shit.

Host of the party and all guests should in no way know anything about the ghetto except what they see on TV and in the movies and what they read on the back of a ginsing box.
Host: Yo dude, lets have on of them 40's night parties.

Potential guest: Good idea. We can get some cheep ass shit dress like we see on TV and watch Deep Cover or New Jack City.

Potential guest #2: Yo, I can make believe I blastin a fat cap in yo ass too...you silly freak.

Host: ok it's set. A 40's night and bring yo own hoes....leave the nines and caps in you pants too...dis my house.
40's night by B November 24, 2004

guys' night out 

a widely used excuse for an evening of homo-erotic activities (fighting, exposing parts of the anatomy, etc) used by males who would rather, (if it weren't so socially unacceptable to their peers) have sex with men, but are too afraid to come out of the closet.
"Erm, dear, i'm off out with the boys on a guy's night out. What? Erm, no i'm sorry, i, er, haven't seen your pantyhose..."
guys' night out by loona August 20, 2003

early night 

early night to go to bed early to play with sex toys
Im having an early night :P come join me!
early night by johno :) July 4, 2009