Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Light a Kite

Go fuck yourself.

Get away from me.

eg- "Mother! go light a kite"

by lightakite May 30, 2018

Trailer disconnect light

A light that appears on a dash cluster after the trailer power supply has been disconnected from the vehicle towing the trailer.

Hey, I have a red light on my dash. That's the trailer disconnect light warning you that the trailer power supply is disconnected.

by Giving up 2023 March 23, 2024

booger light

One of many faggot ass government drones up in tha sky.

Hey man, check out that booger light.

by Fuck hell man April 1, 2019

light-up skechers

the thing to wear to be the coolest kid on the block

Person 1: WOAHHH! Did you see Jimmy was just wearing light-up skechers?
Person 2: So cool...I wish i was Jimmy.

by corgimationss November 16, 2021

child of the light

child of the light

A child who is lost in sound, time, and reality.

"that poor kid."
"did you know?, He's a child of the light."
"sad."

by lkaoiss February 18, 2023

Candle lighting

Opposite of gas lighting; to support another persons ideas, beliefs, convictions

“My husband is very supportive, he’s always candle lighting my ideas

by kswissss008 November 20, 2021