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Lucid Lesbian 

When you have closer & more valuable relationship with your Female friend than the individual who is expressing interest in you ... so you tell the person you are a full-on Lesbian to avoid any let-downs or awkward conversations for the remainder of the night. Clear boundaries and low-pressure -- It's the perfect way to stay in a great conversation.
"Yeah, my Lady is amazing too. We're in a Lucid Lesbian relationship. She's the best."

"No worries, that isn't even an issue. I'm a Lesbian, dude. Finish your story!"

"Well with modern dating, it's really common for people to not even live in the Same town.... for example, my girlfriend lives in Sarasota, and I live up here. We love it. One of us is taking a vacation all the time. "
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Pseudo-lesbian 

A straight girl who pretends to be lesbian or acts lesbian online.
Pseudo-lesbian by nwf195 May 31, 2022

reclaimed lesbian 

Basically it's a lesbian that's been with men in the past but they treated her so badly it traumatized her in a way and she just went with women and will never go back to men
"Oh she dated a man a while ago now she's a lesbian?"

"Yeah she's a reclaimed lesbian"
reclaimed lesbian by em_em69 June 12, 2022

rice lesbian 

she’s totally a rice lesbian! have you ever seen her order any other side dish?

Chopstick Lesbian

A chopstick lesbian is a person who controls the abilities of eating, she uses them to impress girls and eats pussy without chopsticks, but with her fingers. She might not be obviously gay but if you look twice, you will see the dirtiness in her eyes. For the first date she will ask you out to the asian snack house next door.
oh my god, she can eat so much!
Yeah, she's a chopstick lesbian ;)

Welfare Lesbian 

A woman who insatiably craves dick, but thinks men are the bane of existence... takes every cent she can from the government and is happy to adopt and foster every kid she can get her hands on because it will increase her monthly income
Tammy has four kids, but has eight more living in her house... getting about $200 per kid, what a welfare lesbian
Welfare Lesbian by Kramardi August 21, 2022

Indy (lesbian) 

A girl who dresses like a straight white male, wears fuck boy jeans
“She looks like such a fag must be an Indy (lesbian)!!!!”
Indy (lesbian) by Slaylee September 4, 2022