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Donkey Sunset

An event where an English teacher can use as a scape goat for his class
by DonkeySunset March 10, 2011
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Swamp Donkey

"I met my new housemate today. He's a total swamp donkey".
by Simox August 5, 2011
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donkey ark

someone that is acting like a twat,
shut up being a donkey ark!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by dickyseamen November 16, 2011
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Blazing Donkey

Blazing Donkey is considered one of the most deadly sexual acts of the century. A mention of its existence could lead you to spontaneously con-bust. just to even think of this term could result in instant satisfaction or DEATH

Blazing Donkey has been banned in many states in the USA & Tokyo. if mentioned in public, it can lead to the death sentence (only available in Texas)

The only thing anyone knows about this act is that its involves setting fire to your own Fist.
Wayne : dude i totally gave that girl a "Blazing Donkey" last night

Garth: SHWING !
by Loodo November 22, 2011
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swamp donkey

a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.

also known in bristol as "swampers"
look at that dirty swamp donkey hes shat himself..
by big skeng October 14, 2011
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Donkey Show

When a guy acts like such a reject and thinks he is getting over on everyone around him when in fact everyone knows what he is up to.
Randy: has anyone seen MoeZ?

Sobhe: he is in the back putting on a Donkey Show!
by Dearborn Zoo Keeper October 28, 2011
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Donkey cute

when you are so ugly you're cute
Steve is donkey cute
The donkey from Shrek is donkey cute
by BeStEvErRrR! September 2, 2011
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