crunch

To critically injure or cause extreme pain.

Darnel will crunch Jenny because he is not scared, bro.

by jarncki November 14, 2015

Crunk

When you crave frozen coke so much you feel like your going to get drunk.

Jessica: O EM GEE lets get crunk bitches

Lisie: YASSSSS

by Flat pancakes with no syrup January 29, 2016

Crunchy

To describe someone who is being angry or upset (not to confuse with salty)

"Amber why are you being crunchyour today?
"I just failed my test today"

by Lew_ser April 22, 2016

Crunchy

The essence of fucking amazing, just like toast and the opposite of soggy.

1.Just like how you wouldn't like soggy toast, it stands to reason that you love crunchy toast.
2. Example: Man, that party was fuckin crunchy last night, we definitely have to go again.
Person 2: Oh yeah, it was nothing like that soggy Pike party last weekend.

by Don Juan Quixote October 14, 2016

Crunch

It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.

Dan, I want an apple pie. Let me dance with this girl all night so I can lick that freshly made crunch.

by Inok09 September 7, 2016

Crunch

It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.

Dan, I want an apple pie. Let me dance with this girl all night so I can lick that freshly made crunch.

by Inok09 September 7, 2016

Crunk scootin'

When you're riding a scooter while drinking malt liquor (i.e. getting crunk)

"Dude did you see Dale last night? He took his little sisters scooter and started crunk scootin'!"

by Buffufflo September 7, 2016