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Smack my Bone and call me Sally

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.
Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.
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nOw tHats whaT i cAll a vicTOry roYaLe

A statement used by ePic gAmers, when they squash a nooby.
nooby: *deaths*
epicgamer21: nOw tHats whaT i cAll a vicTOry roYaLe
epicgamer21: *default dances*
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Michael Phelps (Call of Duty Nazi Zombies)

Used in Call of Duty Nazi Zombies when a zombie hits you twice in very rapid succession, usually by swinging both arms.
"damn it, he michael phelped me." (michael phelps (call of duty nazi zombies))
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Throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99"

A phrase exclaimed in times of total bewilderment.
Well throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99", I had no idea Kerry was a girl - I swear I saw a ball hanging out swimmimg last week.
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Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.
Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"
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The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You!

George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it

From the show Seinfeld
George: The Jerk Store called, They're running out of you!
Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine: Ehhhh
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