A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream
Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream
Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable
by John Gibbles March 1, 2024
Get the Ben Portermug. Ben is the type of lad you get to know really well. Growing up together, going to school, college or 6th form at the same time. You share the same group of friends, like the same kind of things and generally get on really well with.
Ben is a lad that will make you question your own sexuality. With those brown eyes, flawless brown hair and a smile to die for you inevitability end up checking him out more and more with every chance you get. Ben is into all types of sport but particularly football. Whilst Ben will go to the gym regularly he's one of those lucky guys that only has to put in minimal effort in order to achieve a hot, toned kick-ass body.
Ben has a really big cock. Ben may be shy in large groups, however, when hanging out with just one or two other lads will let the banter flow and assert his sexual prowess. Ben isn't afraid to show off his muscles. Ben isn't afraid to let you know he's hung like a mother fucker.
Ben is the kind of lad that over time has on off girlfriends but nothing ever serious.
As a bro Ben isn't afraid of demonstrating all things bromantic. He encourages the bromance.
Ben is the kind of lad that so long as it's kept between him and yourself isn't afraid of a bit of bro spooning. Ben is 100% straight but he's a lad with needs. Ben is a lad that recognises a curious person.
Ben is the kind of lad your more than happy to give head. It's only a Brojob between mates.
Ben is a lad that will make you question your own sexuality. With those brown eyes, flawless brown hair and a smile to die for you inevitability end up checking him out more and more with every chance you get. Ben is into all types of sport but particularly football. Whilst Ben will go to the gym regularly he's one of those lucky guys that only has to put in minimal effort in order to achieve a hot, toned kick-ass body.
Ben has a really big cock. Ben may be shy in large groups, however, when hanging out with just one or two other lads will let the banter flow and assert his sexual prowess. Ben isn't afraid to show off his muscles. Ben isn't afraid to let you know he's hung like a mother fucker.
Ben is the kind of lad that over time has on off girlfriends but nothing ever serious.
As a bro Ben isn't afraid of demonstrating all things bromantic. He encourages the bromance.
Ben is the kind of lad that so long as it's kept between him and yourself isn't afraid of a bit of bro spooning. Ben is 100% straight but he's a lad with needs. Ben is a lad that recognises a curious person.
Ben is the kind of lad your more than happy to give head. It's only a Brojob between mates.
I just gave Ben a Brojob! He didn't look at me or say nothing but at the end he was proper smiling.
You: "hey Ben! What are you doing after the match?"
Ben: "your throat, faggot!!"
What goes on between Ben and I is a secret between best mates.
You: "hey Ben! What are you doing after the match?"
Ben: "your throat, faggot!!"
What goes on between Ben and I is a secret between best mates.
by Kjoek23 February 22, 2022
Get the Benmug. A boy who has a lot of knowledge about the underage girls and boys and loves to go to bed at 7pm so he can get up sharply for 5am, he still watches wwe at the age of 15 in 2021 and just loves a good Tammy Abraham
by anonymous January 22, 2021
Get the ben holdermug. An American comedian who is also an actor. Likes to play characters in blue with a need for speed and/or a sense of adventure. Best known for playing Sonic the Hedgehog in the Sonic the Hedgehog movies and Jean-Ralphio Saperstein in Parks and Recreation.
by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023
Get the Ben Shwartzmug. A man who usually had a huge penis, bigger than all other penises. If you decide to mess with him or his men he will slap you with his massive elephant balls. He is super based and super intelligent. It would seem that his balls have a mind of their own! Its incredible.
Friend 1: Holy shit, is that a Ben!? I heard he has a massive shlong.
Friend 2: Don't think about messing with him, he will tear you a new prostate.
Friend 2: Don't think about messing with him, he will tear you a new prostate.
by Nikita from the hit game EFT April 1, 2021
Get the Benmug. by Giraffeman69 November 24, 2021
Get the Ben Handmug. 