ho band

Wristbands that attract the hoes

Mike, I like your ho band.

by OGhoband August 1, 2023

Dick-Band

The Dick-Band is a phenomenon in which a male individual who is wearing a belt, has the excess length of the belt draping/flopping around in front of his leg, almost as if to represent his self-proclaimed cock size for any and all to lay eyes upon and bow before.

Person 1: "Dude, remember in middle school when all the preps and jocks would tighten their belts and make the excess length hang down in front of their leg to show people their dick size? They all just walked around school sporting dick-bands like it was their jobs!"

Person 2: "What..?"

by JohnnyHopscotch69 August 10, 2023

web band

A band that is on the internet or virtual like Vocaloid and Your favorite maritan.

Dude, this web band called your favorite martian is all the best shit.

by Zeltiar October 13, 2023

Acoustic Band

A band of members raping acoustic people aka autistic people

Brady let’s get an acoustic band together

by Braed3n November 7, 2023

lil band$

THE BEST FUCKING PRODUCER IN MICHIGAN!!!

John: Did you know lil band$ is the best producer in Michigan?
Lila: Of course I did!

by lil band$ December 26, 2023

Bea Band

The bumpy hair pusher uper headband. They come in a variety of colors and patterns, and you can purchase them from various retailers (Temu, Amazon, etc.). The “Bea Band” rose to fame in the Arizona-Sonora Dorm, Sonora side, floor 8, room 819 by Bea.

“Aliyah got Kendall and Bea pink and blue Bea Bands from Temu for $2!”

by TemuLover January 26, 2024

Closet band

A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.

“I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”

Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”

You: “no, this is my closet band”

by Itkillsyou_band November 21, 2023